her body is amazing if she had 3 kids, but she’s a lazy fat single chick.
Uhm, ass implants?
I didn’t know they made dresses out of Kevlar.
I’d hit it if it weren’t for those cankles.
Yep, that’s all that’s holding you back.
she has legs like Christina Aguilera, and that’s not a good thing.
my, oh my… *rolls eyes white*
She may be squeezed in there so tight that I’m surprised she’s still breathing…but dayum, she’s lookin’ good.
She got home, took off that dress, and her furniture disappeared.
Somewhere inside her dress is a Spanx holding on for dear life…shhhhh…you can almost hear it starting to rip.
Leave her alone while I get her to make out with her ankles.
She should take 10 bucks and get some crest white strips
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Jennifer Love Hewitt at the premiere of Horrible Bosses in Hollywood. (June 30, 2011)