She already accomplished everything she wanted in life. She’s locked a man down and got a baby. She doesn’t give a shit about anything else. That much has been clear about her personality since forever.
Whoa-whoa-whoa! Stop everything! She can’t give up yet. The poor darling has yet to have the chance to experience ME!
Let’s be honest–shitty dye-job aside, she looks way better than any of us had reason to expect. I would have expected her to be a perfect sphere.
I…I thought we had more time dammit. I thought we had more time.
i live with the hope that in 2001, her best year, she took a bunch of nude pics and stashed them away to be released at a later date.
“Party of five?”
“Oh, why yes, I was on that show.”
“No. This is a restaurant. I’m trying to seat you. Party of five?”
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