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Miss USA Winners Take It All Off – Drunken Stepfather |
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I just wanna lay on top of her and smoosh her. Jam her. Crush her. let my body take out all the air in her body. I just wanna squish her. Thrust my pelvic bone down, and fill her. Oh my god…I want her to have my anchor baby, and sneak back to the border. I want my tongue to flambĂ© her inner thighs. I want to have immaculate conception on her thigh. Oh…where was I?
Somewhere between inarticulate and incomprehensible.