1. Rob

    “Just once, for a year or two. Long enough to get pregnant, but only by sex if you want to. Dancing with the Stars isn’t returning my calls. I’ve saved alt of my “Party of Five” money. You know, when I was less pathetic.”

  2. “I have one of these in my nightstand.”

  3. “And can I ask all the photographers in the room not to shoot me from the right? I look a little too much like Chelsea Clinton from that angle.”

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