superficial

  1. “Dios Mios! Of all the times for my uterus to fall out!”

  2. (creaking boards, snapping cord sounds, and a long, low growl)
    Martin Brody, Jr.: (turning around slowly) We’re going to need a bigger boat.

  3. AweseomeTownie

    SHUT UP VAGINA! FASHION OVER COMFORT NOBODY ASKED YOU ANYWAY!

  4. coljack

    “Uh, guys, I think I’m going to need a wardrobe change!”

    “Jen, c’mon. We got you the booty shorts with the easy pull zipper and everything. You couldn’t have made it in time?”

    “Don’t get mad at me. It wasn’t my idea to have craft services serve the extra spicy burritos!”

  5. Back pain

    Isn’t there any bathrooms on this boat? Man she’ll just squat and piss any where

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