1. Fishballs

    And thus, with the help of my printer, scissors, and some Elmer’s Glue, my Jennifer Garner sex doll is complete.

  2. A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And no one can talk to a horse of course
    That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mr. Ed.

    Go right to the source and ask the horse
    He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
    He’s always on a steady course.
    Talk to Mr. Ed.

    People yakkity yak a streak and waste your time of day
    But Mister Ed will never speak unless he has something to say.

    A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
    And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
    You never heard of a talking horse?

    Well listen to this.

    I am Mister Ed.

  3. sillly nerd

    mmhmm, put that d1ck in my mouth n1gga

  4. I know now how she keeps a man. It damn sure isn’t her condescending personality.

  5. Amazed

    involuntary reaction to sighting Lebron James…

  6. KatieG

    She really does look like a rat.

  7. Nate

    I would like to try to launch my ejaculate into her mouth from a distance and see how accurate I can be.

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