1. Inner Retard

    Why you NEVER get nostalgic about porn! One minute you’re curious about your old favorites. Next, you’re head butting a bison because you have to kill the pain somehow.

  2. Seeing how psychologically damaged this woman is after all the years of sucking and fucking she’s done, is actually kind of sad.

    Seriously, how much must she hate herself that she has to constantly get the most atrocious cosmetic surgery done to get further and further away from looking like herself.

    Don’t get me wrong, I’d still whack off to her work, it’s just that I wouldn’t whack off to any of her new stuff. Oh, sweet Lord – I’m a porn snob!

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