If you found yourself going, “Who the hell is Kristin Cavallari?” don’t feel bad because even her fiance, Jay Cutler of the Chicago Bears, found himself asking the exact same question. E! News reports:
A source close to the couple told E! News that while Cavallari’s excitement about their big day led her to buy a Monique Lhuillier wedding gown just two weeks ago, the Chicago Bears quarterback was no longer on the same page—and he pulled the plug on the affair yesterday.
“Jay got cold feet,” a source close to the couple told E! News. “Kristin is stunned.”
The source said the couple had been disagreeing over some issues recently, particularly how Cavallari would balance her career while living in Chicago with Cutler during the football season.
Maybe I’m something of a traditionalist, but I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to choose football over your wife after you marry her, not before so you can at least have sex one last time on your honeymoon. Also, that’s how you get her to angrily bring you a sandwich before telling you to fuck yourself and going shopping. Sure she just whipped it at your face and texted her old boyfriend on the way to Target, but the important thing is you didn’t have to get up off the couch. And I really hope everybody’s writing this all down because I normally charge for this kind of advice at my marriage seminars, every Tuesday at the Best Western. (Save your name tag for a free Shasta.)