“Well, Miss Jones, you certainly look happy to be with your young son there.”
Psst, January. When we’re done here could you come to the North Pole? We have this global warming thing and thought you could lend a hand.
“This year, Santa, you’re the one getting a present!”
That’s not a smile. That’s her murderface!
RUN YOU FOOLS! RUN OR YOU’RE ALL DEAD!
Ok, on the count of three everyone say, “Paternity Suit!”
Has Santa been crying?
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