Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda has a new tell-all book out, so naturally she needs to drum up publicity by doing radio promotions and saying all kinds of outrageous shit like, I dunno, let’s go with Hulk having sex with other wrestlers. (If you’re hoping it’s going to be Junkyard Dog like I did, I have some terrible news.) Radar Online reports:
Linda Hogan on Tuesday implied that her ex-husband, Hulk Hogan, carried on an “intimate relationship” with his best pal out of the ring, Ed “Brutus Beefcake” Leslie.
The ex wife of the immortal grappler appeared on Matty P’s Radio Happy Hour when the host went through a series of questions culled from fan emails; at one point, he asked Linda if her ex and Beefcake carried on “an intimate relationship.”
“Wow, I don’t know how to answer this, so I don’t end up getting a lawsuit,” she said, laughing. “A little bird told me, ‘Yes they think they did.’”
Let me explain another little phenomenon that’s relevant here from my ongoing series entitled “Women Be All Like This, Men Be All Like Sheeeeiiit.”
Most men have a close friend who they blatantly prefer the company of over their significant other. Mostly because this person likes the stuff they like: silence, and hates the shit they hate: talking. It’s a beautiful relationship that mines the very core of who they are. However, their significant other can’t grasp the very basics of this dynamic because they have no frame of reference on account of even women can’t stand to be around women, and it’s been this way since the dawn of time. At one point during His life, I’m pretty sure even Mary Magdalene got pissed at Jesus for having 12 disciples.
MARY: I swear to your dad, it’s like you only want me around for one thing.
JESUS: Well, yeah.
Coincidentally, this was also the first time men learned that women say they want you to be honest, but really they want you to lie directly into their face. For as it was written.