Planking is officially no longer funny.
No. Officially, it was never funny.
Talking him into it: “Ready for your diaper change, Heffy?”
That’s not “planking”! Somebody get the paddles from the glass container on the wall! Shot of adrenaline ready! Clear! *bzzzapp*
Planking is all he has left. Its obvious there is NO SEX going on with him….at least this way he gets a nap.
Shagged. To. Death.
Hugh Hefner: Gay smorgasbord.
Check his pulse! Call an ambulance! Call 911! Oh wait, nevermind. Hef just decided to partake in the least funny craze to ever hit the internet. Carry on.
Now I finally know what it looks like when someone’s rolling in their grave
I would like to walk that plank and, to achieve optimal height, use his head as a springboard
Warning: Viagra may cause stiffness throughout the whole body (except the penis) in men over 116.
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Hugh Hefner planking at the Playboy Mansion. (August 2, 2011)