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Anais Zanotti Is The Crap I Missed – Monday 12.1.14

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Alright, folks, normally this would be the part where Photo Boy drops The Crap We Missed on you, but he's in Mexico all week with Mrs. Photo Boy who I do not have a voodoo doll of. Who told you that? Anyway, here's Anais Zanotti doing yoga to put a nice … More »

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Here's posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I'm going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she'd shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It's classic Madonna. "So, how do you want these to look?" "Like … More »

Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie Is A Good Place To Start And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
- Cara Delevingne got drunk at Kate Hudson's house for Thanksgiving. Also, dancing. [Lainey Gossip] - Nick Cannon may have banged several Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Snooki got married this weekend. Remember Snooki? Me neither. [Dlisted] - This may be one of the best asses I've seen in a while. More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014
- Eva Mendes will acknowledge some sort of lifeform fell out of her vagina now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tila Tequila is posting breastfeeding pics already. Where's the CDC? They need to see this. [Fishwrapper] - Michael Lohan married Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds. Oh, good. [Dlisted] - I Dream of … More »

Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy It's been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I'm going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I … More »

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady...ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway, … More »

Bette Midler Told Ariana Grande Not To Whore Herself

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Ariana Grande looks like a child, but in reality she's a grown woman who loves to dress like a prostitute and perform sultry dances to the terrible, terrible music she makes. To lecherous old men, this type of thing is irresistible. To idiotic young girls, it's a career aspiration. More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Jennifer Aniston still has to talk about the Rachel haircut. [Lainey Gossip] - Demi Lovato says she has nothing in common with Miley Cyrus, but I believe penis cake would tell a whole different tale. [Fishwrapper] - Amber Heard is tired of old penis is how … More »

The 2014 American Music Awards

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
Now that we've seen Nakedsaurus, Rise of The Sasquatch Nip Guardians, Cry For Me, Justintina, and BUTTFORCE 9000, here's the rest of The 2014 American Music Awards which you'll probably notice contains a disproportionate amount of Kate Beckinsale pics even though she's not … More »

AMAs: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Touched Butts

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
ABC explicitly warned Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea not to touch butts while performing "Booty" for the AMAs because it's a family show. Which is funny because on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., another "family show" designed to promote Disney's Marvel universe, I … More »

AMAs: Selena Gomez Didn’t Wear A Bra

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
I wasn't joking about gunning through these, so here's Selena Gomez at the AMAs where she wore a braless dress and cry-sang about Justin Bieber because 22-year-olds are dumb. Congratulations, you are now the foremost expert on all things Selena Gomez and may now demand the severed, … More »

AMAs: Kendall & Kylie Brought The ‘Squatch

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
Full Disclosure: I've got another giant-ass post to write about Bill Cosby, so I'm literally just throwing AMAs pics in your face starting with the least relevant and working my way up. Which is probably the greatest compliment I'll ever give the Kardashians because I posted Kylie, Kendall and … More »

AMAs: What The Hell Is A Bleona Qereti?

By: The Superficial / November 24, 2014
According to Wikipedia, Bleona Qereti is the "Madonna of Albania" and a reality TV person on Bravo's Euros of Hollywood. I honestly don't know what I'm supposed to do with that information, but let the record show that I tried to get to know a woman first before yelling, … More »

Katy Perry’s Giant Breasts Twerking In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / November 23, 2014
Katy Perry got into some sort of fight with the paparazzi in Sydney on Friday and made fun of their tiny penises, but everybody seems to be friends now because here are bikini photos of her giant breasts that I'm posting now so they don't get buried … More »

Lindsay Lohan Thinks She’s Poised For A Hollywood Comeback

By: Photo Boy / November 21, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Lindsay Lohan's starring run in Speed-the-Plow will end November 29th, but before she heads back to the states finally giving England a change to delouse their capitol city, she's of course already talking about how successful her career's about to be. Via Radar Online: “Lindsay is doing … More »

Kim Kardashian Is Already Prepared For Her Daughter To Pose Naked

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
Constantly doing porn has made Kim Kardashian's lots of money along with unprecedented fame for her and her family who literally did nothing but be related to a woman Ray J peed on. But enough about why America needs to burn, here's Kim response to the prospect of her one-year-old daughter … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Took A Run At Martha Stewart, She Missed

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
Back in October, Martha Stewart dropped a nuclear pie bomb on Gwyneth Paltrow with a recipe titled "Conscious Coupling" complete with a description that took the piss right out of Gwyneth's divorce. It was a laser-guided strike expected of someone who owns a goddamn drone. But now, … More »

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 21, 2014
- Chris Pratt will be Cowboy Ninja Viking. Whatever that means. [Lainey Gossip] - Refinery 29's shit-ass puff-piece on Scientology has some problems. [The Frisky] - Nick Jonas really needs you to know he's not a virgin anymore. [Fishwrapper] - Jamie Oliver: Spanking: bad, secretly rubbing hot peppers on … More »

Kim Kardashian Tries To Adopt Orphan In Thailand, Orphan’s Like ‘Nah’

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
"I'm here now, child, your Fairy Buttmothe- why are you running?!" On a recent episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, supreme ass-clencher Kim Kardashian pretended to possess a soul capable of empathy and compassion by expressing interest in adopting a young girl from an orphanage in Thailand because every episode … More »

Good Morning, Alexandra Eriksson, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 20, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch wants to be Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip] - This is what Kylie Jenner looks like without 800 pounds of war paint. [Fishwrapper] - Donald Sutherland thinks Jennifer Lawrence is Jesus, so guess who saw the nudes. [Dlisted] - Rip-Roaring Redheads Coming In Hot [theCHIVE] … More »

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