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Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR … More »

Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here's her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she's also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen … More »

Kate Upton Is Topless

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Here's Kate Upton posing topless for the "Kate Upton Gets Intimate" behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I'm guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This'll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL | … More »

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
- George Clooney predicted the Sony email leaks. [Lainey Gossip] - The Duggars are actually effecting legislation. This is why there's 100 of them. [Fishwrapper] - Benedict Cumberbatch sucking face with Reese Witherspoon, anyone? [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - … More »

It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Robert Pattinson's previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn't even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And … More »

Angelina Jolie Is A ‘Minimally Talented Spoiled Brat': The Sony Emails

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
I work in the media, so it's easy to forget that people actually live rich, full lives (Sometimes even outdoors. The actual outside!) where they don't obsess over the tiniest minutiae like studio infighting and how badly Aaron Sorkin wants to feel Tom Cruise shove an iPhone 6 up his ass. More »

Toni Garrn Broke The First Rule of Leo Club: Don’t Talk About Leo Club

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
Over the weekend, Leonardo DiCaprio left a club with 20 women even though he was supposedly still dating Toni Garrn, and I have no idea why I just acted like that means something. - *schedules MRI for brain tumor* - Anyway, now things are starting to add up because before his … More »

Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 10, 2014
- Kate Middleton has mastered the side-eye. [Lainey Gossip] - Who the fuck is Azealia Banks? [Fishwrapper] - Julia Roberts shills for Givenchy now. [Dlisted] - Real Pornhub Comments Posted On Stock Images [theCHIVE] - Lena Dunham's book got the wrong person publicly outed as her alleged … More »

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.9.14

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Welcome to Tuesday's The Crap We Missed which leads with Charlotte McKinney again, this time on the set of Joe Dirt 2, which you can either take as a not-very-subtle indictment of Hollywood's inability to produce anything original, or just boobs. We've also got Sam Micelli because I know most of you … More »

Olivia Wilde’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
It's been a contentious time of race relations, the horrible alleged crimes of once-beloved idols, and the long-simmering debate of whether or not little people should be given a gun and a badge. So here's Olivia Wilde in a bikini for no other reason than she's in … More »

Kate Hudson’s Single

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
I'll use any excuse, even ones with ghosts, to put Kate Hudson's butt in a bikini in a post, so here's PEOPLE announcing she's called off her engagement to Matt Bellamy: "Kate and Matt have been separated for some time now," Hudson's rep tells PEOPLE. "Despite this, … More »

Ariana Grande Loves ‘Big Black Balls’

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
While performing during the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, America's favorite eighth grader Ariana Grande apparently told Ed Sheeran that she enjoys bouncy balls which he turned into a perverted joke about giant black testicles because the British are always trying to make scrotum jokes involving children. I've watched your … More »

Karrueche Tran In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 9, 2014
The last post was some god awful shit, so here's the inspiring tale of Karrueche Tran, a young girl who basically stuck her head in a lion's mouth to get famous and somehow survived long enough to pose for bikini photos as soon they broke up to … More »

Good Morning, Ela Rose, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / December 9, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - Scarlett Johansson freestyle rapped at Vice's Hipster Pilgrimage. [Lainey Gossip] - Chris Pratt will soak all the Internet panties now. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Lautner went to a gay bar. [Dlisted] - Tugging on your clothes is an automatic pass to the nice list. [ … More »

Are Children’s Christmas Pageants Supposed To Be Sexy? This Seems Wrong

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
Is Stephen Collins the musical director? What the hell's happening here? THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: Getty, Splash News … More »

Taylor Swift Made Out With Karlie Kloss ‘Allegedly’

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
While I was too busy covering real stories like how Hilary Duff's body's going to be found in a wedding gown beneath Aaron Carter's shed, the Internet was losing its shit over a photo of Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss making out (below) even though they basically got married … More »

Kendall Jenner Getting Spanked By Santa, Anyone?

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
Kim and Kourtney knocked out their naked shit for the year, so here's Kendall in lingerie getting spanked by Santa because Kris Jenner wants to finally finish off Bruce this Christmas. Except the joke's on her, he replaced his … More »

Miley Cyrus Made Out With Paris Hilton

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
Miley Cyrus is always looking for some stupid, new edgy shit to do, and what's more stupid and edgy than sticking your tongue in a petri dish of death and disease? Which is probably the nicest thing I'll ever say about Paris Hilton's mouth. The holidays just bring it out of … More »

Chris Brown Is Sorry He Called His Girlfriend A Cheating Whore

By: The Superficial / December 8, 2014
Chris Brown and Karrueche Tran apparently broke up over the weekend, so naturally Chris Brown reacted in a healthy, constructive manner (compared to what he did to Rihanna's face) by calling her a cheating whore on Instagram and telling everybody they had threesomes together. Via ONTD: We've … More »

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