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Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, "What's your excuse?" how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack? More »

Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse Of A Child, Incest

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Heidi Montag‘s dad Bill Montag has reportedly been arrested for the sexual abuse of a child and incest. Yeah... More »

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were. More »

Good Morning, Casey Batchelor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Casey Batchelor's giant breasts in a bikini, Johnny Depp actually getting married, Farrah Abraham returning to Teen Mom, and Stacey Dash is fucking moron. Your morning links. More »

Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can't be right. More »

It’s Padma Lakshmi’s Penis?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Padma Lakshmi wants you to know it looks she has a penis when she runs. You're now richer for this information. More »

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn't bet on seeing Katy Perry's breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected. More »

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links. More »

Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
How did we last an entire month without this? It's a fucking miracle. More »

Good Morning, Amanda Nicole Thomas, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
Johnny Depp might ditch his agent, Kendall Jenner's in a bikini, Selena Gomez is a hot hitchhiker, and North West is ready to take over the family business. Your morning links. More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »

What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here's Jessica Alba's butt to tide you over. More »

Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Taylor Swift's Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn't have any. You can stop e-mailing me now. More »

Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner's nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links. More »

Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
It's Jessica Alba's butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? More »

Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Here's Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn't even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit. More »

Drake Tried To Bang Porn Star Mia Khalifa, It Didn’t Work

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Drake tried to hook up with porn star Mia Khalifa by sending her a half-naked pic. She cringed. He made a porn star cringe. More »

Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015
Mandy Moore's single, Emma Watson's getting into bestiality (I can't believe I made that joke.), a giant penis terrorizes a small town and sexy, sexy photos. Your morning links. More »

It’s Almost Taylor Swift’s Girlfriend’s Nipple

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Karlie Kloss has an almost, kind of, sort of nipple slip while walking the Versace runway at Paris Fashion Week. Taylor Swift's seen better. More »

Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard's return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke. More »

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