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Lamar Odom Turned Down $1 Million To Do KUWTK Again

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2015

Kate Upton Is Losing Modeling Work To Mariah Carey?

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2015

Mariah Carey is replacing Kate Upton as the new breasts of Game of War. Ouch. More »


Good Morning, Nausicaa Nipple Slip, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 12, 2015

Thor just took Annie Potts’ job. [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Aniston watches KUWTK. Your god is dead. [Fishwrapper]

I will go to bat for Secretary. Which is 15 years old. D’oh! [Dlisted]

Chivettes Bored At Work [theCHIVE]

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Hugh Hefner Gave Girlfriends Quaaludes, Called Them ‘Thigh Openers’

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

According to Holly Madison’s new book, Hugh Hefner offered her Quaaludes the first time she met him and referred to them as “thigh openers.” Naturally, she moved in three weeks later. More »


Leonardo DiCaprio Is Banging This Until It Turns 25

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Leonardo DiCaprio is having sex with Kelly Rohrbach now. More »


Kim Kardashian’s Having A Boy

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Kim Kardashian will birth Kanye an heir. Our world is fucked. More »


138 Water Just Went Full Money Shot And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 11, 2015

Coldplay didn’t ruin Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts. [Lainey Gossip]

Courtney Stodden’s mom has killed before. I’m now certain. [Fishwrapper]

Jennifer Aniston’s next intervention should be about perma-frip. [Dlisted]

Ana Cheri: The New Queen of Instagram [theCHIVE]

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Bryce Dallas Howard Was Here Before Jessica Chastain

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Bryce Dallas Howard has breasts. Would you like to look at them? More »


Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin Will Bed Their New Lovers Together

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow is planning a couple’s vacation with Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence because your common divorce is dogshit upon her boot. More »


Good Morning, Anais Zanotti & Ana Braga, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 10, 2015

Miley Cyrus apparently still makes music. [Lainey Gossip]

Iggy Azalea doesn’t care about gay people. [Fishwrapper]

Chris Pratt’s dadbod did not make his dick stop working. [Dlisted]

Is that what GamerGate was about? I’m in. [theCHIVE]

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Katy Perry Has A Song Titled 1984. Please Shit Yourselves Accordingly

By: Photo Boy / June 9, 2015

People are speculating that Katy Perry’s new song 1984 will be a dis song referencing Taylor Swift’s album 1989. You did it, terrorism. You won. More »


Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Miley Cyrus posed naked for Paper Magazine. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. More »


Good Morning, Nausicaa Lingerie Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 9, 2015

Never say Leo knocked a woman up. NEVER! [Lainey Gossip]

Miley Cyrus knows how to turn her pappy on. [Fishwrapper]

Wait, when did Zoe Saldana marry the actual Jesus? [Dlisted]

Breast Research Came To These Conclusions [theCHIVE]

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Salma Hayek Dominated The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Salma Hayek’s boobs. — Was I supposed to write something else? More »


Reese Witherspoon Makes Working At Walmart Cute And Fun! Hurray!

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Walmart paid Reese Witherspoon to show its shareholders the “Bend And Snap” from Legally Blonde, and she did it because she’s not rich enough apparently. More »


Entourage Bombed

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Entourage had a bad opening weekend. What are the boys going to now? Can Turtle come up with a plan to turn everything around, or will Vince finally walk away from Hollywood for good? None of these questions and more inside. More »


Good Morning, Aubrey Plaza Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / June 8, 2015

Chris Brown is going to murder Karrueche Tran soon. [Lainey Gossip]

Ariana Grande is hopping on dicks now. [Fishwrapper]

Chet Haze trashed a hotel room. [Dlisted]

Burn Your Bra To See The Light [theCHIVE]

Your morning links. More »


Michelle Lewin Is The Crap I Missed

By: Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

These Michelle Lewin bikini shots won’t draw any hateful Caitlyn Jenner screed in the comments, right? I trust you guys. *gets knifed in the back*More »


Hilary Duff Rejected By Seven Men

By: Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Hilary Duff got rejected by seven guys on a call-in dating show in Australia. That sound you just heard is Fish hollowing out a dingo. More »


Chelsea Handler’s Topless Breasts Are In A Pool This Time

By: Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts are floating in a pool this time. They look refreshed. More »


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