Hot Bodies

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless And Stripping Down To Her Panties, Anyone?

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
I've got posts about a child molester and an alleged rapist coming up, so for something less depressing here's Alessandra Ambrosio stripping for LOVE Magazine's Advent 2014 which means Lindsay Lohan's shitty video was sandwiched between a world-class supermodel and Emily Ratajkowski making it even … More »

Nicki Minaj’s Nipple Was On TV!

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
A major American film studio completely caved to North Korea-sponsored hackers essentially putting unprecedented power into the hands of anyone who can access rich people's emails, but that was 10 minutes ago. Now it's all about Nicki Minaj's nipple slip provided you count 1/4th of an areola as a … More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 18, 2014
- Selena Gomez came down with the drama in front of Beyonce. Girlfriennnddd... [Lainey Gossip] - Nicki Minaj is going to blow up dickheads. [Fishwrapper] - The time Alex Trebek almost quit Jeopardy because he was asked to have feelings. [Dlisted] - Wake Up With Jennifer [theCHIVE] … More »

Bertney & The Amazing Computer Magicked Bikini

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Bertney And The Amazing Computer Magicked Berkini Belly A Positive Reinforcement Reader It was a very special day for Bertney. She was at the courthouse seeing the nice old judge who always had the best news to tell Papa. "Well, Mr. Spears," the judge said from his very tall wooden seat. "After watching the surveillance … More »

A Paris Hilton Panty Flash Post? Why Not?

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
In case you can't tell we're circling the holiday toilet for news, I already wrote about Lindsay Lohan today, and now here's Paris Hilton flashing her panties because it's 2006 again. (To top it off, this is me punting my way to a Bertney post to complete the trifecta.) … More »

Emily Ratajkowski Made One of Those Sexy Dancing Videos, Too

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
Here's Emily Ratajkowski's video for LOVE Magazine's Advent 2014 which involves her dancing braless in a loose tanktop while tugging on her panties, so there's literally no reason for you to have read any of this. In fact, the only person who should be reading this is an automated … More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 17, 2014
- Aaron Sorkin should really stop talking. [Lainey Gossip] - James Franco only wants to fuck Lana Del Rey's music. Her vagina bores him. [Fishwrapper] - Scary Spice's husband might be an abusive asshole. [Dlisted] - Nothing Beats A Woman's POV [theCHIVE] - Elisabeth Hasselbeck is still … More »

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get Why Everyone’s Obsessed With Her Body

By: Photo Boy / December 16, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Fish and I have historically¹ held differing opinions on Jennifer Aniston. I find her attractive, while he prefers the company of his illustrated books and his things. *watches him rearrange figurines on his desk for Tuesday positioning* What we both agree on, however, is that it's kind of ridiculous … More »

The Ass Circle Is Ass Complete, Now Khloe Is The Ass Master

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
With Kim Kardashian relinquishing her ass crown to chase an impossible dream that's never going to happen even if you dropped her from the Empire State Building, it's now Khloe's turn to bask in the warm ass sunlight. So here she is riding a horse while the space age … More »

What The Hell Is A Charli XCX?

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
I have no idea who or what a Charli XCX is, but everybody apparently lost their shit yesterday over her outfits for the Billboard Women In Music Luncheon and Jingle Ball So here are those for you to potentially misplace your own shit over and then maybe have a little treasure … More »

Good Morning, Kayla Swift, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 16, 2014
- And welcome to the Prince George Christmas photos that just made your girlfriend ovulate. [Lainey Gossip] - Thor just talked shit on Miley Cyrus. [Fishwrapper] - Lindsay Lohan says she'll never move back to LA. The streets are safe again! [Dlisted] - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems … More »

Kim Kardashian Wants A Flat Ass Now

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
When she's not cropping her daughter out of Instagram photos (little attention-stealing bitch), Kim Kardashian is apparently sitting around staring at Khloe's ass and wondering why would anyone would ever want a butt that big because even Kim Kardashian is forgetting why the hell Kim Kardashian is famous. Via Fishwrapper: "Khloe's … More »

A Child Has Shed Its Hayden Panettiere Cocoon

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
Fun Fact: This pic is from August. Four months ago August. She's dead. She died. In defiance of the laws of physics, Hayden Panettiere gave birth to a baby girl, Kaya Evdokia, last Tuesday, according to PEOPLE, who spoke very little about Hayden's current state because housewives don't want to read … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 15, 2014
- Brad Pitt's hit by the Sony email leaks now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tori Spelling is a goddamn crazy person. In case that wasn't clear. [Fishwrapper] - George Clooney doesn't take bad reviews well. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Remember when … More »

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s Naked Butt Painted By A Man’s Penis

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
Kim Kardashian's naked butt on the cover of Paper Magazine will forever be an iconic image of our generation (and the harbinger of its destruction), so why wouldn't it be immortalized in art? Which brings us to Danish artist Uwe Max Jensen who painted Kim's now infamous cover using … More »

So Remember When Ariana Grande’s Rep Denied She’s Carried Like A Baby?

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
A story broke out this week that one of Ariana Grande's numerous diva demands is to be carried like a baby whenever her feet get too tired. Her rep denied the story and called it "fake" except Jezebel found a photo of Ariana Grande literally being carried … More »

Good Morning, Nina Agdal, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 12, 2014
- Welcome to the happiest fucking day in Jennifer Aniston's life. [Lainey Gossip] - Rumer Willis and Hilaria Baldwin apparently hang out. [Fishwrapper] - Lea Michele's eyebrows will destroy us all. [Dlisted] - Girls On The Naughty List Bend At The Waist [theCHIVE] - No shameless PR … More »

Hailey Baldwin Made A Lingerie Video, Too

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Earlier in the week, we saw Kendall Jenner being spanked by Santa Claus for Love Magazine, and now to a somehow creepier extent, here's her best friend Hailey Baldwin dancing in lingerie. So just assume she's also managed by Kris Jenner, and Stephen … More »

Kate Upton Is Topless

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Here's Kate Upton posing topless for the "Kate Upton Gets Intimate" behind-the-scenes video for Sports Illustrated because I'm guessing God needed a way to apologize for letting a child molester win the lottery, and this will work. This'll do the trick. Accidents happen. THE SUPERFICIAL | … More »

Ariana Grande Makes People Carry Her Like A Baby

By: The Superficial / December 11, 2014
Ariana Grande's reputation for being a tiny Mariah Carey is no secret except now's the part where the rumors of her demands have reached almost Tracy Jordan-like levels. And I believe every single one of them. Life & Style reports: “Her new rule is that she has to be carried — … More »

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