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Oops! Orlando Bloom Banged A Waitress And Now She’s Famous

“Welcome to The Future” Rule #267: If you have sex with Orlando Bloom while he’s staying at the hotel you work at and they fire you for it, you get to go on TV. More »


Trump Orders Off The Kid’s Menu, Lindsey Pelas Busts Out, and Friday Links…

Donald Trump thinks halal is yucky so he’s having steak and ketchup when he goes bye-bye on his big trip to the Middle East, more people are being hot at Cannes, and Lindsey Pelas living large on a beach… happy Friday! More »


Amber Heard Dressed As A Fish Should Make You Wet

James Wan teased Mera’s costume from the new Aquaman movie and it makes Zack Snyder’s version look like Amber Heard was going to an 80’s prom dressed as a Power Rangers villian. More »


Kendall Jenner Brought Her Nips To Cannes!? No way!

I take back everything I said about Cannes being a classy placeMore »


Natasha Oakley, Olivia Culpo, Cannes-Folk and More…

I don’t think a real-life pirate could even understand what Johnny Depp was saying on Ellen, the new Todd Haynes movie is crushing it, some asshole drove his car into a crowd in NYC, and more… More »


The Red Carpet At Cannes Makes The Oscars Look Like A Backyard BBQ

Jesus, these people look good. This is what a red carpet looks like when guests don’t show up covered in meat or arrive with an entourage full of gimps in latex. More »


Emily Ratajkowski Doing Bikini Things

Anyone else think her bikini bottom looks like an alien facehugger trying to get all up in that babymaker? More »


Go Home, Jennifer Lawrence! You’re Drunk!

There’s “white-girl wasted”… Then there’s “J-Law-in-Austria-on-a-stripper-pole wasted”. More »


Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom

Scott’s sex addiction is so out of control, that if you’re a 19-year-old model named Ella, Bella, or… anything that ends in -lla, he’s going to crush you up and snort you with his peehole. More »


Playmate Ana Braga Taking Boob Selfies And More

ABC has greenlit a new Dancing With The Stars with only children because we can’t have nice things, Bill Cosby says racism made him do it, and Katy Perry told Ellen that she is going to be an American Idol judge… and that she can pee standing up. … More »


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