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Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why… More »

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of… More »

Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja… More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that… More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Because the Golden Globes, it's 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp's Makeout Emporium weren't enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you'll notice isn't in any of the group shots or… More »

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They… More »

Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I'd say it's some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. More »

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilso… More »

Golden Globes: Good God, Jessica Chastain

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
Here's Jessica Chastain looking on point at last night's Golden Globes after spending the week talking about how difficult high school was for her and sharing an old high school photo to inspire others. Which was a powerful message to young girls that anyone's dreams can come… More »

Golden Globes: Hawkeye Made A Boob Joke

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
After barely 10 months of marriage, Jeremy Renner's wife Sonni Pacheco has already filed for divorce and cited "fraud" as her reason which is exactly what he needed to keep all those gay rumors quiet. So here's Hawkeye presenting an award with Jennifer Lopez at… More »

Golden Globes: Kate Hudson Gets Her Own Post

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
Most of you don't come to this site to hear moving, "totally unprepared" acceptance speeches - We cry about those after hours. (OMG, Amy Adams, you guys.) - so here's Kate Hudson looking goddamn fantastic at the Golden Globes last night because she's single now and famou… More »

Good Morning, Nikki Lund, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez might be banging Casper Smart again. [Lainey Gossip] - We don't need to see your placentas, Kardashians. Chill. [Fishwrapper] - Harry Styles has a new girlfriend. I'm so sorry, 14-year-olds. [Dlisted] - Public Service Announcement: MRA activists are fucking retarded. [The Frisky] - Tara… More »

Lisa Opie In A Bikini Will Cap The Week

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Well, we survived our first The Crap We Missed-less week and whether or not this will be our new normal has yet to be decided. The important thing is Photo Boy really came into his own this week and did some yeoman's work which is why it'll be unfortunate if he… More »

Justin Bieber’s Bulge Is A Lie, Too

By: Photo Boy / January 9, 2015
UPDATE: Apparently these Photoshopped pics are fake Photoshops, and Justin Bieber has enough money to make his personal trainer tell TMZ he has a giant dick, so we're all doomed. - SW Posted by Photo Boy Since I've already posted about one scantily clad little girl today and Fish knows it'… More »

Gigi Hadid Is Your New Kate Upton

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
Here's 19-year-old Sports Illustrated Swimsuit rookie Gigi Hadid posing for Guess which I thought might be a nice change of pace from (alleged) rapists joking about their rapes and Shia LaBeouf dancing half-naked with a 12-year-old in a cage. Plus the next post is about… More »

Good Morning, Dakota James & Halle Von’s Butts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 9, 2015
- Victoria Beckham is basically Ariana Grande. [Lainey Gossip] - Vivica A. Fox is defending Bill Cosby now. [Fishwrapper] - Justin Theroux is a gift to Jennifer Aniston from her dead ex-boyfriend? Why not? [Dlisted] - No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom [… More »

The People’s Choice Awards: A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Butt

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Iggy Azalea performed last night at The People's Choice Awards. It's an event where the common folks' taste in popular culture for the previous year gets aggregated and celebrated by the prominent celebrities within. Through that lens, Fish and I carefully chose our coverage by looking at… More »

Justin Bieber’s Pubes Are A Lie

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
If you're like me, you spent hours (that turned into days, weeks, months...) intently studying Justin Bieber's pubes from his Calvin Klein photo shoot and wondering how the hell they even got there. Hormones? Voodoo? Merkin plugs? Turns out it was Photoshop, according to TMZ. Good ol' fashioned Photoshop. More »

It’s Kylie Jenner’s Implants (Probably)

By: The Superficial / January 8, 2015
A few days ago, Kylie Jenner told Cosmo that she's "not against plastic surgery," but she doesn't "desire it right now," so right off the bat you know she's had work done because of The Law of Kardashian: The opposite of whatever they say is true. And now here she i… More »

Giada De Laurentiis Denies Banging Every Guy She’s Ever Been On TV With

By: Photo Boy / January 8, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Star magazine would publish a cover photo of you in a coffin if they thought you'd buy it, so it's not a stretch to think when they heard Giada De Laurentiis' was getting divorced they went "Okay, let's start with 'she fucked everyone,' then work our way… More »

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