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Jessica Simpson Apparently Saw ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.)… More »

It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn't for an upcoming, "inspirational" photo shoot. It's from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it. More »

Good Morning, Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
I did the Lord's work this morning. Oh, and also some shit about Taylor Swift, Doutzen Kroes, and Madonna thinking 'Fifty Shades of Grey' had too much cunnilingus. That, too. More »

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Doutzen Kroes' spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn't a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler's nipples. You're welcome. More »

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Nipples Again

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again. More »

Dakota Johnson Stepped It Up And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Amy Pascal talks Angelina Jolie and the Sony hack, LeAnn Rimes is desperate for attention, Elizabeth Warren dick punches Rand Paul, Diplo is a douche, and Keri Russel's butt is naked. Your morning links. More »

Farrah Abraham Is The ‘New Economy,’ You Guys

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Farrah Abraham's parents are a real piece of work. More »

Our Server’s Shitting Itself, So Here Are Genevieve Morton’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Our server is acting like Brian Williams‘ career today, so here are Genevieve Morton‘s huge breasts. More »

Good Morning, Courtney Sixx, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow tries to retcon conscious uncoupling, Christina Aguilera pimps her baby, Republicans want to outlaw yoga pants, Helena Bonham Carter naked with a tuna? Your morning links. More »

Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out. More »

It’s The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Genevieve Morton's giant breasts and some other people at last night's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration. More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Taylor Swift might be banging Hozier, John Legend defends Kanye, Justin Bieber hurt his footsy, Britney Spears in lingerie, and the stars of "Fifty Shades of Grey" naked for free. Your morning links. More »

Good Morning, Padma Lakshmi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2015
Padma Lakshmi bikini photos, Angelina Jolie might direct Captain Marvel, Miranda Kerr's still in lingerie and so is Scarlett Johansson (kinda.) Your morning links. More »

The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015
The other people at the Grammys who didn't get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life. More »

Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015
Nicki Minaj's breasts are still big and awesome. This has been another comprehensive Grammys posts from The Superficial. More »

God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015
Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup. More »

Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015
Madonna's Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn't come to terms with her true age. Because it's 1,000. Madonna is 1,000. More »

Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015
Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck's Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn't a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should've gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we're all dead anyway. More »

Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015
Mila Kunis is way nicer when she has a movie to promote, Kristen Stewart goes full lesbian, Taylor Swift sues her fan, and Cara Delevingne dry humps Kendall Jenner. Your morning links. More »

It’s Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Again

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015
Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let's get this over with. More »

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