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Hannah Davis Is Your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015
Hannah Davis is your 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model. I have no idea who that is. More »

Good Morning, Kaylee J Lavigne & Saab Marty, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015
Natalie Portman does 'short films' not 'commercials,' Keira Knightley fakes an orgasm, Harper Lee's new book is some shady shit, and Doutzen Kroes looking just goddamn. Your morning links. More »

Kim Kardashian Wants To Take A Selfie With Jesus, The Jesus

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015
Kim Kardashian wishes she could take a selfie with Jesus. Magic winemaking Jesus. The one from The Bible. More »

Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Made A Lingerie Video

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015
Emily Ratajkowski's giant breasts are in lingerie, and you're already clicking. You're in the post. More »

Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015
Felicity Jones is probably your new Princess Leia, Channing Tatum wears Amy Adams as a scarf, Cara Delevingne bags a Willis, and Gigi Hadid's in a bikini again. Your morning links. More »

How Is Megan Fox Still Premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?’

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015
Somehow Megan Fox is still premiering 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' over six months after its release. She knows what she did. More »

Lactating Mila Kunis! You Came Back!

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015
It’s been over a month since we last saw Mila Kunis’ cool new mom-boobs, so here they are at last night’s Jupiter Ascending premiere. More »

Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015
Beyonce goes GOOP, the world's biggest anti-vaxxer asshole, Nationwide and Chris Christie backpedal like crazy, and Heather Graham in a bikini. Your morning links. More »

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Kim Kardashian's naked ass is in a magazine again, and you're either going to bite on that or you're not. I'm not your dancing monkey. More »

Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, "What's your excuse?" how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack? More »

Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse Of A Child, Incest

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Heidi Montag‘s dad Bill Montag has reportedly been arrested for the sexual abuse of a child and incest. Yeah... More »

It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were. More »

Good Morning, Casey Batchelor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015
Casey Batchelor's giant breasts in a bikini, Johnny Depp actually getting married, Farrah Abraham returning to Teen Mom, and Stacey Dash is fucking moron. Your morning links. More »

Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can't be right. More »

It’s Padma Lakshmi’s Penis?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Padma Lakshmi wants you to know it looks she has a penis when she runs. You're now richer for this information. More »

Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn't bet on seeing Katy Perry's breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected. More »

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015
Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links. More »

Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
How did we last an entire month without this? It's a fucking miracle. More »

Good Morning, Amanda Nicole Thomas, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015
Johnny Depp might ditch his agent, Kendall Jenner's in a bikini, Selena Gomez is a hot hitchhiker, and North West is ready to take over the family business. Your morning links. More »

Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015
Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »

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