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Chelsea Handler Went To Mardi Gras, You Know Where This Is Going

By: The Superficial / February 18, 2015
Chelsea Handler went to Mardi Gras. Do I need to draw a diagram of what happened next? More »

Charlie Riina’s Topless Again And Other News

By: Photo Boy / February 18, 2015
GOOP is CRUSHING divorce, Tallulah Willis went full G.I. Jane, A-ROD is sorry he cheated, and Charlie Riina topless again. Your morning links. More »

Elizabeth Chevalier Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015
I'm a man without a Photo Boy, so here's Elizabeth Chevalier in a bikini. More »

Amber Rose Won The Twitter Fight With Khloe Kardashian

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015
Khloe Kardashian and Amber Rose got into a Twitter fight. Amber won. More »

Selena Gomez Is Topless (In Theory)

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015
Selena Gomez poses topless for the cover of V Magazine which is not at all creepy because she looks more like 12-years-old than she has in years. More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Trying To Buy Her Way Out of Jail Now

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015
Lindsay Lohan is trying to buy her way out of community service with Esurance's money, of course. Haha! She doesn't have $10,000. More »

Good Goddamn Morning, Charlie Riina, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 17, 2015
The hottest 138 Water pics we've ever posted. -- You need more than that? Jesus. Um, Maya Rudolph doing a better Beyonce than Beyonce, Justin Bieber's naked dick, Hilary Duff's mom-boobs, and Ariana Grande at the NBA All-Star Game. Your morning links. More »

Abigail Ratchford In Lingerie

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Abigail Ratchford in lingerie. I shouldn't have to say more. More »

Jessica Simpson Apparently Saw ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson star in #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON. (Yup, you just read that.)… More »

It’s Cindy Crawford Without Photoshop

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
The unretouched image of Cindy Crawford making the Internet rounds isn't for an upcoming, "inspirational" photo shoot. It's from a 2013 issue of Marie Claire, and no one was supposed to see it. More »

Good Morning, Devin Brugman & Natasha Oakley, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 16, 2015
I did the Lord's work this morning. Oh, and also some shit about Taylor Swift, Doutzen Kroes, and Madonna thinking 'Fifty Shades of Grey' had too much cunnilingus. That, too. More »

A Moment For Doutzen Kroes

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Doutzen Kroes' spectacular ass poses for a photo shoot in Miami and isn't a depressing post about violence against women or Chelsea Handler's nipples. You're welcome. More »

It’s Chelsea Handler’s Nipples Again

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Chelsea Handler is topless on social media. Again. More »

Dakota Johnson Stepped It Up And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 13, 2015
Amy Pascal talks Angelina Jolie and the Sony hack, LeAnn Rimes is desperate for attention, Elizabeth Warren dick punches Rand Paul, Diplo is a douche, and Keri Russel's butt is naked. Your morning links. More »

Farrah Abraham Is The ‘New Economy,’ You Guys

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Farrah Abraham's parents are a real piece of work. More »

Our Server’s Shitting Itself, So Here Are Genevieve Morton’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Our server is acting like Brian Williams‘ career today, so here are Genevieve Morton‘s huge breasts. More »

Good Morning, Courtney Sixx, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow tries to retcon conscious uncoupling, Christina Aguilera pimps her baby, Republicans want to outlaw yoga pants, Helena Bonham Carter naked with a tuna? Your morning links. More »

Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out. More »

It’s The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Genevieve Morton's giant breasts and some other people at last night's Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration. More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015
Taylor Swift might be banging Hozier, John Legend defends Kanye, Justin Bieber hurt his footsy, Britney Spears in lingerie, and the stars of "Fifty Shades of Grey" naked for free. Your morning links. More »

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