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Good Morning, Sophia Bush, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
- Tom Hardy just bailed on Suicide Squad and, wait, who's replacing him? [Lainey Gossip] - And now Shannon Doherty shitting on her 90210 castmates. [Fishwrapper] - Taylor Swift has been buying Lorde alcohol. OH NOES! [Dlisted] - Miley Cyrus is masturbating on Instagram now. [The Frisky] … More »

And Now Maitland Ward In Lingerie Making Out With Some Chick

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Alright, folks, here's a lingerie-clad Maitland Ward doing lesbian stuff to conclude our broadcast week. All your dreams are coming true! We'll back Monday with some very light blogging because our new site is launching, and don't worry it'll still have dick jokes underneath photos of celebrity breasts, so you'll barely even notice. More »

Angelina Jolie & Jennifer Aniston In The Same Place?! WE’RE GOING DOWN

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
Because 10 years later lazy gossip writers can still milk this dead horse for all it's worth in.. dead horse milk (nailed it), here's both Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie at the Critics' Choice Awards last night effectively testing your minds' ability to process both of them in the same place … More »

Good Morning, Miss Universe Pageant Swimsuit Runway, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 16, 2015
- That's Gwyneth Paltrow's camel toe. And it's not even gilded! [Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian's complaining about the fat ass that made her famous again. [Fishwrapper] - The widow of Jennifer Aniston's dead ex is not thrilled with Lady Frippleton. [Dlisted] - There's something called a Blowjob Bib, … More »

Help Me, Claudia Romani’s Butt, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
Alright, folks, I have some great news: Our photo negotiations almost finished, and without giving too much away, I'm no longer alternating between sucking my thumb and drinking in the corner. Because of depression anyway. Which means soon you won't have to watch me do soft shoe at the end of the each day, and … More »

Mariah Carey Is Doing A Vegas Residency

By: Photo Boy / January 15, 2015
Posted by Photo Boy Mariah Carey announced her Vegas residency with an Oprahesque "You get tickets! You get tickets!" give away on Ellen. A gift that probably would have been better with, I dunno, plane tickets and a hotel room? Via Time (Wait, hold up. We're quoting Time? Legitimate news source, … More »

Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville For Saying Her Vagina Smells

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
While the Internet loses it's mind over Dick Poop (Et tu, PEOPLE?), we're going to maintain our integrity and write about smelly vaginas. Over a year ago, Brandi Glanville made comments about Joanna Krupa having a stinky pussy and then apparently did it again just last month … More »

Micaela Schäfer Doing What Micaela Schäfer Does And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 15, 2015
- Jennifer Aniston's Oscar campaign wasn't as on point as her nipples. [Lainey Gossip] - If Lisa Rinna says Kylie Jenner got her lips done, Kylie Jenner got her lips done. [Fishwrapper] - Rosie Perez is quitting The View already. [Dlisted] - Christian mom thinks her kids' school bus … More »

I Completely Forgot About Abigail Ratchford And That Is A Crime

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday, we ended the day with what I'm still convinced were naked photos of a prepubescent boy, so for the complete opposite end of that spectrum, here's a bunch of sexy photos from Abigail Ratchford's Instagram which are my creative solution to the ill-timed bikini drought happening … More »

I Already Named Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe And It’s A Wookiee Wallet

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
Yesterday on Instagram, Khloe Kardashian named her camel toe Camille which is some horseshit because I already dubbed it the Wookiee Wallet back in 2010. And, look, I don't play this card often, or ever because most if not all women regardless of age are stronger than me, but … More »

Naya Rivera: ‘Showering Every Day Is A White People Thing’

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
In what will undoubtedly be one of the crowning and most influential discussions on race relations of our time, Naya Rivera went on The View yesterday and basically went, "White people be all like, 'I'mma shower every day.' But brothas be like, 'Shit, I'll just take one every three days.'" So … More »

Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 14, 2015
- Jennifer Lopez will pretend to bang the dude from her new movie now. [Lainey Gossip] - Renee Zellweger is squinting again! Hurray? [Fishwrapper] - Billy Bob Thornton really wants to have sex with Jennifer Aniston. [Dlisted] - "American Sniper" Chris Kyle was proven repeatedly full of shit, but … More »

Miley Cyrus Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
In a photo shoot that looks like something Chris Hansen would Falcon Punch out of a scout leader's safe, here's Miley Cyrus posing nude for V Magazine and reminding me I need to update that Justin Bieber post with the fake Photoshops. As for why … More »

No, There Are Definitely Terrorists In There, Keep Checking

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
You're probably wondering why you're staring at Kim Kardashian's ass and not a bikini model shilling bottled water, and that's because there haven't been any yet this week. Which is terrifying because I'm almost positive that means one of them floated out to sea, and hopefully not one of … More »

Will Arnett Brought His New Girlfriend To A Golden Globes After Party

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Despite the fact that his ex-wife was the co-prominent host of the evening, Will Arnett brought his new girlfriend Arielle Vanderberg to a Golden Globes after party which I want to let slide because BoJack Horseman was fucking incredible, but Teenage Mutant Ninja … More »

Leonardo DiCaprio Probably Banged Rihanna

By: Photo Boy / January 13, 2015
Is that really Leo behind 50 Cent, or has your mind simply become Jonah Hill? INCEPTION! Posted by Photo Boy Someone named Nikki Erwin had a birthday party at the Playboy mansion on Saturday and apparently when she blew out her candles she wished for karate butt sex, because at that … More »

Sean Penn’s Haiti Gala Had An Odd Guest List

By: The Superficial / January 13, 2015
Because the Golden Globes, it's 47 after parties, and Johnny Depp's Makeout Emporium weren't enough, Sean Penn threw his annual Help Haiti Home Gala over the weekend featuring star-studded celebrities and a special guest who you'll notice isn't in any of the group shots or … More »

The Golden Globes After Parties We Missed

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
And to conclude our coverage of the Golden Globes, here are a bunch of celebrities at 18 different after parties celebrating themselves for starring in a three-hour long national broadcast celebrating themselves because they truly are our unsung heroes. Would it kill everybody to stop and talk about them more? They … More »

Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Belong Together Like A Scarf And 18 Bolo Ties

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
After seven years writing the site, I still have no idea what the hell The Art of Elysium Gala is, and if you put me on the spot, I'd say it's some sort of event specifically designed to be forgotten about not even 24 hours later because of the Golden Globes. More »

The 2015 Golden Globe Awards

By: The Superficial / January 12, 2015
I probably should've checked if there are any more awards show this month because here's the rest of The 2015 Golden Globes that we may or may not have blown 75% of our photo budget on already. In our defense, it has boobs in it, and a Ruth Wilson … More »

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