Hot Bodies

Ben Affleck’s Nanny Has Porn Offers, Too

The Superficial / August 24, 2015

Good Morning, Stefanie Knight Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / August 24, 2015

No, Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t banging Susan Sarandon. [Lainey Gossip]

Axl Rose and Slash kissed and made up. [Dlisted]

JEB BUSH IS SECRETLY BLACK!! [The Frisky]

Good sweet God, Lucy Pinder… [IDLYITW]

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Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Are An Oasis In A Desert Of Awful

Photo Boy / August 21, 2015

Let Emily Ratajkowski’s breasts wash away all this ugliness, if only for a moment. More »


Larry Flynt: ‘Kylie Jenner’s Ass Isn’t Worth $10 Million’

The Superficial / August 21, 2015

Good Morning, Yesenia Bustillo Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / August 21, 2015

Anne Hathaway is practicing Emmy speeches now. [Lainey Gossip]

Jennifer Aniston’s wedding band somehow exists. [Dlisted]

The Duggars thought you’d be cool about the molesting. [The Frisky]

Jennifer Lawrence is the highest paid actress in the world. [IDLYITW]

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Kendall Jenner’s Butt Is Flying Now

The Superficial / August 20, 2015

Oh, Jesus, they’re airborne. Alright, people, we prepared for this. Stay calm, and remember the big one only hunts by movement. More »


Kylie Jenner’s Still In A Bikini (And Various Other Kardashians)

The Superficial / August 19, 2015

Kylie Jenner is still in a bikini along with those other people who’ll evenutally live off of her porn money. More »


Megan Fox Is Single

The Superficial / August 19, 2015

Good Morning, Khloe Terae Bikini Photos, And Other News

Photo Boy / August 19, 2015

Calvin Harris fights Taylor Swift’s Twitter battles now. [Lainey Gossip]

Mike Epps tried to cheat using Twitter. It didn’t work. [Dlisted]

Reminder: Dr. Dre was Chris Brown back in the day. [The Frisky]

Emily Ratajkowski does everything naked. [IDLYITW]

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Kendall & Kylie Are Trying To Escape Kris Jenner

The Superficial / August 18, 2015

Kendall Jenner’s butt and something about quitting the family with Kylie. I’m not a mind-reader. More »


Nicki Minaj’s Nipples Fell Out

The Superficial / August 18, 2015

Nicki Minaj’s nipples aren’t politics. More »


Good Morning, Geri Halliwell Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / August 18, 2015

Iron Man skipped D23 to be with Goop? [Lainey Gossip]

Jason Derulo got kicked off a plane. [Dlisted]

God’s staging fake miscarriages to boost YouTube hits now. [The Frisky]

Straight Outta Compton hurt the LAPD’s feelings. [IDLYITW]

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It’s That Real Christina Aguilera Everyone’s Talking About

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Because I actually want people to click on this post, there’s a way better pic of Christina Aguilera’s breasts inside. I promise. More »


Ronda Rousey Really Wants To Be Captain Marvel

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Ronda Rousey wants to be Captain Marvel and we should let her because she’s very, very strong. Not in the face! More »


Kylie Jenner Got A $10 Million Sex Tape Offer From Vivid

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Kylie Jenner is already up to four porn offers, and it’s only been a week since her 18th birthday. USA! More »


The Nanny Wants To Be The Bachelorette Now

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Christine Ouzounian is trying to ride Ben Affleck’s dick into a reality TV deal. More »


Charlotte McKinney’s Breasts & Bella Thorne: Teen Choice Awards

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Charlotte McKinney and Bella Thorne are the rest of the Teen Choice Awards because I hate stupid kids and their meddling mutts. More »


Britney Spears Went To The Teen Choice Awards

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Britney Spears went to the Teen Choice Awards where she either looked super hot or crazy as shit depending on your views on heavily medicated women with no idea where they are. More »


Good Morning, Sonya Cruz Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / August 17, 2015

Being Hannah Montana fucked Miley Cyrus up. [Lainey Gossip]

Superman is still talking about doing it. [Dlisted]

Want A Manservant? There’s An App For That [The Frisky]

Morgan Freeman’s granddaughter died in an exorcism. Yup. [IDLYITW]

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Sarah Silverman’s Breasts Are Major Internet Right Now

The Superficial / August 14, 2015

Sarah Silverman’s boobs are the talk of the town. More »


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