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Stay The Hell Away From Sarah Hyland’s Ex

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
Modern Family star Sarah Hyland has filed a restraining order against her allegedly abusive ex-boyfriend Matt Prokop after enlisting the help of Julie Bowen to get out of the relationship. So if you only read this top part, never, ever date this guy. TMZ reports: According to the docs, … More »

Dakota Johnson’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
Everything about the Emma Watson situation makes me want to rub magnets all over the Internet before pissing in its open ports (Wow, that was oddly specific.), so here's Dakota Johnson in a bikini which is great for you because now you can tell people you saw her butt … More »

The Emma Watson Nude Photo Threat Was A Bullshit Marketing Stunt

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
Over the past few days, the Internet lit up with a story that members of 4chan were allegedly threatening to release nude photos of Emma Watson in retaliation for her speech on feminism at the U.N. It even got my attention because if this shit is true (which it … More »

Good Morning, Ashley Lee, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 24, 2014
- Chris Pratt has to put up with Ariana Grande this weekend. [Lainey Gossip] - Paula Deen is changed, y'all. [Dlisted] - Girls Tugging On Their Clothes is why we Internet. [theCHIVE] - James Franco is still writing shitty poetry about not banging Lindsay Lohan. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

On Emma Watson And The Shitheads Threatening Her With The Fappening

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
UPDATE: At midnight Wednesday ET, Rantic (which is apparently a fake marketing company) took credit for this viral stunt which was supposedly aimed to discredit and shutdown 4chan. I have no clue anymore. Let me start out by defining my absolutely questionable relationship with The Fappening, … More »

Daphne Joy’s In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
You're probably wondering how I can just go from a post defending Emma Watson and the virtues of feminism to Daphne Joy bikini photos, and it's simple, really. I push "Publish," and then people go, "Good heavens, are those ass and titties?" before clicking on each photo hundreds of thousands of … More »

If Only There Was Some Way To Tell If Lady GaGa Has A New Album Out

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
If you're wondering why I put stars over Lady Gaga's pasties, trust me when I say that from far away - say the exact distance you're boss would be standing - the fabric of her dress creates a circular effect that looks exactly like a nipple. Which is also why I'm typing five … More »

Chelsea Heath’s Butt’s Back And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 23, 2014
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are starting to be photographed together. [Lainey Gossip] - Robert Pattinson has a new girlfriend who probably didn't name her cat Renessmee. [Dlisted] - What’s Monday Night Without Some NFL Cheerleaders? [theCHIVE] - Methinks the Beyonce Beyonces too hard. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

And Now Back To Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
It was getting close to if not already past the time to wrap Courtney Stodden in a shower curtain and toss her in an Internet landfill next to Weston Cage (Remember Weston Cage?). But then she did something remarkable by showing everyone how low her implants are sagging, and … More »

This Is Jennifer Lopez’s New Stage Outfit

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
Jennifer Lopez has to compete with performers half her age, or in Ariana Grande's case, ones that could be her (great) granddaughter. And to her credit, she's already tackled the problem head on by making ass videos with Iggy Azalea. That's ingenuity in it's purest form. That said, here's … More »

Kate Hudson Sees Dead People

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
In an interview with a British radio show, Kate Hudson revealed she once saw a woman's ghost which is all the excuse I need to repost these bikini photos of her ass. That other stuff I was talking about via Us Weekly: Hudson, who appeared on the U.K. talk show alongside … More »

Ariana Grande’s Life Coach Quit

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
Seen here performing at The iHeart Radio Music Festival over the weekend, Ariana Grande is looking more and more like an out-of-control diva who hopes her fans fucking die because now comes word that her life coach quit months ago after getting tired of her shit. Page … More »

Good Morning, Amanda Cerny, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 22, 2014
- Amy Adams is probably going to win another Oscar. [Lainey Gossip] - Don't pay money to see Lauryn Hill. [Dlisted] - Future Lower Back Problems means big breasts. In case that was too subtle. [theCHIVE] - Paula Patton is winning. [Fishwrapper] - David Bowie does a … More »

There Is.. Another.. Fappening

By: The Superficial / September 21, 2014
NOTE: This is not a leaked photo of Kim Kardashian. This is the shit she gives away for free. The last time I covered The Fappening our servers broke for two weeks, so if it's Monday morning and there's nothing but a crater where the site once was, avenge … More »

And Now Courtney Stodden’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Originally, I was going to write a post about Jonathan Dwyer head-butting his wife for not having sex with him, but then I saw these pics of Courtney Stodden's breasts and decided we needed 30 photos of them because they look all weird. As for which of those topics … More »

How Dare Mere Muggles Tell Gwyneth Paltrow Not To Ride Her Vespa?!

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
Last year, Gwyneth Paltrow was filmed cutting off a school bus (above) with her Vespa as her daughter rode behind her because the laws of physics are a beggar's game. Except apparently the lowly mortals who call themselves "school chiefs" felt they had the authority to dictate Gwyneth's means of conveyance … More »

Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea Hope You Like Asses

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
So remember Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda" video? Apparently Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea did because here's their video for "Booty" which makes "Anaconda" look like a shitty ripoff of "Baby Got Back" but with Nicki Minaj's fake butt bouncing around. And if you're thinking … More »

Good Morning, Chelsea Heath, And Other News

By: The Superficial / September 19, 2014
- Chris Martin's singing for Jennifer Lawrence at his concerts now. [Lainey Gossip] - Matthew McConaughey is officially not in Magic Mike XXL. THIS WORLD MUST BURN. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breast GIFs. Don't resist them. [theCHIVE] - Lindsay Lohan looks.. healthy? No, that can't be right. [Fishwrapper] … More »

The Other Models Are Mean To Kendall™, You Guys

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
Kendall Jenner genuinely believes her modeling career is solely the result of "hard work," and being like super pretty, but even models whose diets consist of a sprig of kale and heroin know it's because someone who fell out of the same vagina as her got peed on in a sex … More »

A Lady Gaga Post? Okay, Why Not?

By: The Superficial / September 18, 2014
So remember Lady Gaga? Weird nose, kind of a Madonna thing going on? It's not important. Anyway, here she is in Athens yesterday where she did a bunch of stuff with her tits and ass which I'm now posting on the Internet for people to get boners … More »

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