Hot Bodies

Hayden Panettiere’s Cleavage Is A Triumph of The Human Spirit

The Superficial | January 18, 2016 - 12:13 pm

Hayden Panettiere’s cleavage owned the Critics’ Choice Awards last night if not the entire nation. More »

Now Back To Whose Celebrity Nipples Can I See? Dammit, Just Khloe’s

The Superficial | January 15, 2016 - 12:50 pm

Khloe Kardashian’s nipples are in New York promoting something that’s definitely not important. More »

Emma Watson Mentioned Feminism, Cue The Pussy Children Tantrum

The Superficial | January 15, 2016 - 11:46 am

Emma Watson remembered the time her dear, late friend Alan Rickman supported her feminist efforts, so naturally the Internet Wiener Brigade went to DEFCON Fedora. More »

Heather Graham Hasn’t Been Stabbed With A Stake Yet, Just FYI

The Superficial | January 15, 2016 - 10:39 am

Remember, Heather Graham can’t come inside unless you invite her in, which I will. Anytime. Now, if she’s not busy. More »

Good Morning, Hannah Davis Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | January 15, 2016 - 10:02 am

Amber Heard might be Aquaman’s girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

Steven Avery’s ex says he’s guilty as fuck now. [Dlisted]

El Chapo’s lawyer calls Sean Penn a liar. [TMZ]

Wilmer Valderrama lied to you, Demi Lovato. [IDLYITW]

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Charlotte McKinney In A Wet T-Shirt Just Bumped Hilary Duff

The Superficial | January 14, 2016 - 12:58 pm

Those are Charlotte McKinney’s nipples. Click, my little butterflies, click like the wind! More »

Daisy Lea & Tegan Ashley Are Topless And Other News

The Superficial | January 14, 2016 - 8:40 am

Leonardo DiCaprio is talking about babies now. Babies. [Lainey Gossip]

I suck at finding man candy. Michael K does not. [Dlisted]

Mark Cuban basically says Khloe is full of shit. [TMZ]

Elizabeth Olsen doesn’t look high at all. [IDLYITW]

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Selena Gomez’s Breasts Did Stuff, Too

The Superficial | January 13, 2016 - 1:53 pm

Selena Gomez’s breasts were places. Not sure what else you need here. More »

Yup, Those Are Hilary Duff’s Boobs, Hold My Calls

The Superficial | January 13, 2016 - 11:42 am

Hilary Duff’s boobs are out. You might want to stand back. More »

I’m Pretty Sure This Isn’t What Malfunction Means And Other News

The Superficial | January 13, 2016 - 9:00 am

Scott Eastwood might be Han Solo now. Okay. [Lainey Gossip]

Think you can handle this life? Dlisted is hiring. [Dlisted]

Ronda Rousey’s ass is making people buy magazines again. [TMZ]

The Kardashians wrote Kanye’s new album? [IDLYITW]

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It’s Kaley Cuoco’s Boobs, Your Favorite

The Superficial | January 12, 2016 - 12:37 pm

Kaley Cuoco’s boobs are here. You’re gonna click on them. More »

The Jon Hamm Penis We Missed

The Superficial | January 12, 2016 - 11:52 am

Jon Hamm’s penis and January Jones went to some thing together, and only those first three words are important. More »

Farrah Abraham Has Her Daughter Tweeting Nicki Minaj Now

The Superficial | January 12, 2016 - 10:55 am

Nicki Minaj destroyed Farrah Abraham on Twitter who’s now using her daughter as a weapon because our stupid-ass country won’t do forced sterilizations yet. More »

Good Morning, The Criminally Ignored Charli XCX, And Other News

Photo Boy | January 12, 2016 - 10:29 am

Captain America tried to nail JLaw at The Golden Globes. [Lainey Gossip]

No, Internet, you weren’t friends with David Bowie, fuck off. [Dlisted]

The cop who arrested Mel Gibson was kind of an asshole, too. [TMZ]

Miss Universe wants to bang James Franco. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. More »

The Golden Globes Crap We Missed

Photo Boy | January 11, 2016 - 4:00 pm

Everyone who wasn’t Katy Perry’s breasts or Orlando Bloom being rejected by them at last night’s Golden Globes is today’s The Crap We Missed. More »

Kirsten Dunst & Brie Larson Have Some Pretty Great Breasts, Too

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 1:11 pm

Kirsten Dunst and Brie Larson’s breasts looked goddamn great at the Golden Globes because that’s what you care about. More »

So Who Wants To See Orlando Bloom Strike Out With Katy Perry?

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 11:38 am

Orlando Bloom tried to bang Katy Perry’s breasts. It didn’t work. More »

Good Morning, Francesca Brambilla Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | January 11, 2016 - 9:00 am

Leonardo DiCaprio is sensitive to the plight of women now. [Lainey Gossip]

This is what Lady Gaga looks like post-coitus. [Dlisted]

Kylie and Kendall Jenner in bikinis. [TMZ]

So Rob Kardashian is going to die. [IDLYITW]

Your morning links. … More »

Tila Tequila Became Every Asinine Corner Of The Internet Yesterday

Photo Boy | January 8, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Tila Tequila ranted about flat earth, lizard people and all kinds of Internet horseshit yesterday and you people ate it right up. This time, it’s on you. More »

Abigail Ratchford Is Actually Topless

The Superficial | January 8, 2016 - 12:05 pm

Abigail Ratchford is topless in her new calendar, so clearly I’m covering my whole house with them. Hand me that tape. More »

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