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Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing ‘intimate’ videos if he wouldn’t marry her so she could get her green card. More »

Chelsea Handler Almost Got Bill Cosby’d (Allegedly)

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Chelsea Handler claims Bill Cosby once invited her to his hotel room in Atlantic City which could’ve ended very badly if she hadn’t brought a camera crew with her. More »

Good Morning, Jennifer Lopez, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Deadline is talking out of its ass, Chris Brown is telling his Baby Mama where to live, Ted Cruz thinks he’s Galileo, and Nina Agdal in lingerie. Your morning links. More »

Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Still Together

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong. More »

Kelly Brook Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Kelly Brook’s been working out and GOOD GOD. More »

Iggy Azalea Got Implants

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Iggy Azalea reveals she got implants and performed four days later at the American Music Awards with bandages wrapped around her chest. More »

Jon Hamm’s Penis Went To Rehab

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Apparently having a giant penis doesn’t prevent alcoholism, so great, now I’m screwed. Perfect. Just perfect. More »

Good Morning, Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey is getting an unrated DVD, Vin Diesel is a fucking moron, Phil Robertson fantasizes about raping an atheist’s wife and daughters, and Victoria Justice is a blonde. Your morning links. More »

Kylie Jenner Looks Healthy, Natural

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Remember in the Tim Burton ‘Batman’ movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend’s face? I don’t know why I just thought of that. More »

Holly Madison Wanted To Kill Herself While Living In Playboy Mansion

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Holly Madison reportedly contemplated suicide while living in the Playboy Mansion which is strange because old men’s penises always sounds like such a dream. More »

Angelina Jolie Removed Her Ovaries

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

After another cancer scare, Angelina Jolie removed her ovaries and fallopian tubes and then wrote an op-ed about it in the New York Times because as go her lady parts, so goes the world. More »

Good Morning, Nikki Nixx Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

JLo brought her boyfriend to an age-appropriate movie for once, Amber Portwood’s life is more together than Farrah Abraham’s, Jennifer Lawrence won’t have sex with Bradley Cooper, and Elizabeth Hurley’s butt double. Your morning links. More »

Is This Jared Leto’s Joker Voice?

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Jared Leto may have debuted his ‘Joker voice’ at a 30 Second For Mars concert. Or been really high on drugs. Either one. More »

Chris Brown Is Off Probation: A Special Message To Rihanna

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Now that Chris Brown’s probation is officially over, it’s time for Rihanna to flee the fucking country and change her name if she values her life. More »

So Rob Kardashian Is Going To Die

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Rob Kardashian compares Kim to ‘that bitch from Gone Girl’ on Instagram which proves she’s seen Ben Affleck’s penis. I knew it! More »

Anais Zanotti, Ana Braga, & Tahiti Cora Will Wake You Up And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 23, 2015

Hey, girl, Ryan Gosling loves your sweats, Snoop Dogg’s making an HBO show about Reagan, Kanye West won’t get banned from Glastonbury, Emily Ratajkowski is still hot as hell, and Kate Upton is boring. Your morning links. More »

Patrick Schwarzenegger Partied With His Ex At Spring Break, Too

By: The Superficial / March 20, 2015

Patrick Schwarzenegger was also partying with his ex during Spring Break who is not Miley Cyrus, so someone’s getting shot by a flintlock to the sound of banjo music. More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: Photo Boy / March 20, 2015

Bradley Cooper’s single, The Duggars teach their kids how to make out, Mr. T’s reality show, and the library masturbator has a sex toy line already. Of course. Your morning links. More »

Suppressive Person? What? Scientology Loves Katie Holmes LOL

By: The Superficial / March 19, 2015

Scientology doesn’t know where Katie Holmes is getting this suppressive person talk from. They love his ex-wives! Even Mimi Rogers who everyone forgets about. More »

Miley Cyrus Wants NY Taxpayers To Fund Her Charity

By: Photo Boy / March 19, 2015

Miley Cyrus got high, decided to save the homeless, then her lawyers went “AHAHA! That’s good. Good one, we’ll handle it from here.”… More »

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