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Alexander Skarsgard Is Back

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

There had been whispers of Alexander Skarsgard’s return except everyone took them as myths, hearsay, wistful dreams whispered on a summer wind. And then your water broke. More »


Miley Cyrus Wore A Bikini, Have You Heard?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Miley Cyrus spent the weekend posting pics and videos of herself in a bikini to Instagram because apparently she’s very concerned with proving her January is better than yours. More »


Lindsay Lohan Has Photoshop? What Makes You Say That?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Lindsay Lohan poses in her Calvins on Instagram because it helps fight off the mosquito virus or whatever Mr. Coke told her that morning for breakfast. The situation’s fluid. More »


Jennifer Aniston & Sofia Vergara Won The SAG Awards

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Jennifer Aniston and Sofia Vergara’s cleavage are all you need to know about The SAG Awards. I’d never lie to you. More »


It’s Jennifer Lawrence! You Guys Still Like Jennifer Lawrence, Right?

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

I know you’re still mad at Jennifer Lawrence because she didn’t pat you on the head and say, “Thanks for looking at my sensitive private vagina photos, you guys, that’s so sweet,” but it’s time to bury the hatchet. More »


Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015

Winter Soldier gymnast sex, Kanye West doesn’t smile because of castles, JWoww’s doomed kid, Rihanna’s been banging Leo for years, and Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? More »


Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

‘Game of Thrones’ star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer’s pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty. More »


Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup. More »


Good Morning, Adult Entertainment Expo, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow’s new boyfriend, Brandi Glanville’s accidental boob tweet, Kanye West apparently robbed an Office Max, and an Anastasia Ashley Ass Exclusive. Your morning links. More »


A Special Thanks

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Here’s Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I’m a soft bitch. More »


Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Olivia Munn presented her cleavage in the presence of Gwyneth Paltrow. Will her mockery stand, or will they dine on vegan scones together beneath the religion shelf? I’m not going to actually answer that, but it seemed like something cool to say. So how about these excerpts? More »


Charlotte McKinney’s Naked In The New Carl’s Jr. Ad

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

You know how hot chicks are always fucking guys who eat a lot of Carl’s Jr. burgers? Naked Charlotte McKinney is no exception. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp’s 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor. More »


Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015

Tatiana Maslany might be in Star Wars, Miley Cyrus is licking things for AIDS, Hilary Swank’s naked and Paris Hilton’s banging 18-year-olds. Your morning links. More »


Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Abigail Ratchford’s giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30). More »


Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015

Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama’s car as they left Nick Jonas’ CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer. More »


Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it’s a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »


Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015

Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo’s not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »


Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015

Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who’s to say? It might get freaky. More »


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