Hot Bodies

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
Here's Rihanna at yesterday's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, "Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!" And, "Oh snap, that fly's wearing a red shirt!" It really was an incredible… More »

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus' cleavage, here she is at last night's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out… More »

No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he's technically still married to who also has a giant ego that's about to get her face baked into a… More »

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
Once you've written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here's Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it's not… More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
- Ben Affleck's making PSAs about saving the bats now. No, really. [Lainey Gossip] - Julia Roberts really wants you to know she's never had plastic surgery. [tooFAB] - Jon Voight wants Angelina Jolie to play Michelle Bachmann. Okay... [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Dallas [… More »

Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney's wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. [Lainey Gossip] - Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. [Dlisted] - All Is Fair In Tug And War [… More »

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin's balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence's vagina has transcended this plane of reality, according to E! News. Plus it's not like he can't see her naked… More »

This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Dammit, Chris Pratt... Here's Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of… More »

JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we've stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let's stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's buttholes which i… More »

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they're just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here's the first batch featuring Maria Menounos' butt, Cindy Crawford,… More »

Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
It's been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here's Taylor Swift's camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show… More »

Ariana Grande Isn’t Getting Implants. I’m Sorry?

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
Apparently there's a rumor going around that Ariana Grande was getting a boob job to make her boyfriend Big Sean happy despite the fact he dumped his girlfriend Naya Rivera right after she got hers. But Ariana's reps are denying those reports which seems unnecessary because she'… More »

Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I'm seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip] - All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn't enough pube pulling. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start… More »

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the… More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014
- Captain America's probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears' footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted] - These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper] - Toys R Us caved to… More »

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014
- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Phillippe: "I've only made five good movies." [Dlisted] - Presenting The Internet's Booty Hall of Fame [theCHIVE] - Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he'd put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper: "why u sound… More »

Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
Normally, pregnancy is God's way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of… More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
- I have yet to hear one bad thing about Birdman. [Lainey Gossip] - Bethenny Frankel's mom seems nice. [Dlisted] - Jenna Handed To You On A Silver Platter [theCHIVE] - Sean Hannity invited Russell Brand onto his show, then had security kick him out. [Fishwrapper] -… More »

And Now Back To Celebrities: What Are They Doing With Their Vaginas?

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014
After the depressing one-two punch (poor choice of words) of Stephen Collins getting off (and I did it again) scot-free and Ray Rice being reinstated next month, I thought we could use some lighter fare. So here's Miley Cyrus doing wacky stuff with her vulva because she'… More »

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