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Let’s Watch Emperor Hogbody Energize The Youth Real Quick

Trump telling a bunch of kids about how much Obama sucked, how he’ll save Christmas, and how money buys you boats n’ hoes was a blatant rip off of my dunk uncle Frank’s 2009 Thanksgiving speech. More »

If You Give Charlie Riina 138 Water She’ll Take Her Top Off

I come bearing gifts! More »

Unsolved Mysteries: What Happened to Supermodel Taylor Hill’s Butt?

Nothing says “I got really drunk and fell over last night” like a giant purple bruise on your ass. More »

Jake Paul: America’s Most Punchable Bro

The Internet creates a lot of monsters, Jake Paul is just the most guidance counselor-friendly right now. More »

Scott Disick Is Still A Real Disick Head

“You guys are crazy, I’m not addicted to sex I just mumph fumpf mumf…” – Scott Disick as he shoves his face between a stripper’s buttcheeks. More »

Eva Longoria Doing Beach Volleyball Things and Other News

Eva Longoria dispelled pregnancy rumors last month after paps pointed out her borderline hogbody at the beach by saying it was her “post-pancake bod”… BREAKING NEWS: She’s still eating pancakes. More »

I Guess Harry Styles’ Fans Are Big History Buffs Now

Christopher Nolan is pretending like he had no idea casting Harry Styles was going to bring a hive of bloodthirsty preteen girls to see his WWII movie. More »

Leo Flew Commercial To Pick Up Chicks, Not Save The Environment

Apparently it’s news when Leonardo DiCaprio opts to fly commercial over private jet. Let’s be real though, there’s way more snatch to creep on a trans-Atlantic flight than on some stuffy old white dude’s plane. More »

Candace Smith Doing Bikini Things and More News

The former Miss Ohio and Millionaire Matchmaker guidance counselor is pretty good at bikini things… On second thought, she’s really good at bikini things. More »

Let’s Learn Something New About Usher’s Penis

Usher allegedly gave a woman herpes back in 2012 and paid her $1.1 million for “damages”. Now the story is out and we all know how gross his dong looked. More »

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