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Kate Upton’s Breasts In All Their Glory Are The Crap I Missed

Kate Upton’s boobs are the light at the end of the tunnel. More »


The New, Weird-Looking Olivia Munn Wants You To Stare At Her Butt

Here’s Olivia Munn’s butt in her Psylocke costume while I fall over twitching in a pile of Oscar photos for a minute. More »


Jennifer Lawrence’s Republican Family: ‘Your Career Is Over’

Jennifer Lawrence’s family likes the wage gap right where it is. More »



The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party

Here’s The 2016 Vanity Fair Oscar Party. There were boobs there. More »


Here’s A Bunch of White People Chris Rock Made Fun of At The Oscars

Chris Rock’s opening monologue and a bunch of (mostly) white people in fancy dresses are all you need to know about the Oscars. Just that. More »


Good Morning, Amanda Geores, And Other News

That movie about Tom Hardy’s penis has a trailer. [Lainey Gossip]

No one knows why Stacey Dash was at the Oscars. [Dlisted]

Scott Disick totally got his shit together. Totally. [TMZ]

Trump telling Christie to fuck off is pretty great. [Newser]

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Jenna Dewan Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed

Jenna Dewan bikini photos are… basically all I could find. More »


Sony Is ‘Legally Unable’ To Free Kesha

Sony explains why it can’t just #FreeKesha. More »


Katy Perry Has Been JonBenét Ramsey This Whole Time, Obviously

Can I call her MurderBoobs now? Or too soon? More »



Good Morning, Chantel Zales Bikini Photos, And Other News

Rihanna and Drake grinding all over each other, anyone? [Lainey Gossip]

David Bowie’s son: Lorde > Lady Gaga [Dlisted]

Is Ashley Graham the SI Swimsuit Rookie of The Year. [TMZ]

Marco Rubio kicked Trump in the dick. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Jennifer Bambi Martinez Bikini Photos Are The Crap I Missed


Which Model Is Leonardo DiCaprio Already Planning To Dump Now

Meet Roxy Horner. You’ll probably look at her longer than Leonardo DiCaprio will. More »



Kylie Jenner’s G-Wagon Is Being Repo’d Because of Tyga

So Tyga sends dick pics to other men/women AND doesn’t pay the bills? Hold tight to that one, Kylie. He’s a keeper. More »


In Theory, Pamela Anderson Is Naked

Pamela Anderson got naked to sell vegan shoes, or some shit. More »


Khloe Kardashian Sure Shut Down Those Photoshop Haters

Khloe Kardashian got caught Photoshopping an Instagram pic. Again. More »



Good Morning, Kate England Doing Yoga, And Other News

Oscar voters fucking hate The Revenant. [Lainey Gossip]

Naya Rivera’s son dislocated her implants. [Dlisted]

So Rob finally told Blac Chyna his mom pays for everything. [TMZ]

ISIS wants to kill Mark Zuckerberg now. [Newser]

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Rob Kardashian Will Teach Us All About Love Now

Rob Kardashian doesn’t need his family anymore. He’s got pussy. More »


Good Morning, Melissa Riso Bikini Photos, And Other News

Rooney Mara stepped in some #OscarsSoWhite shit. [Lainey Gossip]

This new Patrick Swayze looks different. Bulgier.[Dlisted]

Kanye West’s still protesting too much. [TMZ]

Hillary Clinton had to talk about Beyoncé. [Newser]

Your morning links … More »



Gerard Butler Got Charlotte McKinney’s Phone Number

Gerard Butler reportedly scored Charlotte McKinney’s number. More »


Kaley Cuoco’s Boobs Wore This And Other News

GOOP’s in Captain America: Civil War. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip]

Lea Michele’s gigolo boyfriend dumped her. [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner ripped off Blac Chyna’s cooking show. [TMZ]

Did Uber know Kalamazoo shooter was a basket case? [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


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