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Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk'd us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts. More »

Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2014
Here's Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I've already written - *counts* - 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28) THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: FameFlynet/AKM-GSI … More »

Lindsay & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Nipple

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Here's Lindsay Lohan at the after-party for the opening night of "Speed-the-Plow" where she managed to only forget one line and was deemed "competent without being exciting." Which is pretty fucking amazing for Lindsay Lohan considering not a single review contained the words, "And then she try … More »

Abigail Ratchford’s In A Bikini Again

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
It's been way too long since we posted Abigail Ratchford pics, so here she is posing for Garry "Prophecy" Sun in Malibu, and again, I refuse to believe this chick is from Pennsylvania because nobody from this state is this hot. Trust me, I would've spotted them in all the cool … More »

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we've seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth … More »

Nick Jonas Is Grabbing His Dick On The Internet

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
It's been a few weeks since I tossed our penis-loving readers a bone with the Jared Leto dick GIF, so here's Nick Jonas grabbing his for Flaunt which you can see more of on Dlisted where it will receive the proper treatment and respect it deserves. As … More »

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice's jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children's fragile emotions for ratings. So here's a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson's breast dangling out of her dress … More »

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher Are Already Being Assholes About Their Kid

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher's baby has barely been alive for three days and already they're not so subtly bitching about the paparazzi while revealing their daughter's name. People reports: “Mila and I would like to welcome Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher to the world. May your life be … More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
- Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are definitely broken up again. [Lainey Gossip] - Raven-Symoné is throwing shade at Lindsay Lohan. [Dlisted] - These Girls Are Dropping A Cute Atom Bomb On My Heart [theCHIVE] - Kendall Jenner is "obsessed" with Chris Brown. [Fishwrapper] - Dianna Agron … More »

That’s Reese Witherspoon’s Butt In Yoga Pants

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
We've been talking about butts a lot lately including a look at their historical and artistic significance because this is an academic blog first, and a tits and ass bonanza second. So keeping with that tradition, here's Reese Witherspoon's butt in yoga pants. It won … More »

Whatever ‘Party Down South’ Is, They’re In Bikinis

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
We've spent all morning talking about crazy people, and yes, that includes anyone willing to birth Ashton Kutcher's baby, so for change of scenery even though I have no clue what Party Down South is, here are some hot, sexy bikini ba- *actually looks at more than just the … More »

Lisa Opie Is Bendy And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 2, 2014
- Ethan Hawke might be Dr. Strange now. [Lainey Gossip] - Ariana Grande is "honored" to be called a giant pain in the ass. [Dlisted] - Why Would You Ever Get Out of Bed? [theCHIVE] - Snooki will describe child birth now. [Fishwrapper] - AnonIB has a … More »

Justin Bieber Ditched Selena Gomez For The Kardashians

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
So here's how Selena Gomez's trip to Paris Fashion Week went: 1. Before, or as soon as, she got there, Justin Bieber checked into a hotel with Kendall Jenner. 2. When she showed up to the same show as him later, he spent the entire time with … More »

Diddy: ‘Jennifer Lopez’s Ass Is A Work of Art, Kim Kardashian’s Isn’t’

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
Diddy, or Puff Daddy, or whatever the fuck he's called now (I vote for "Piffy.") stopped by Access Hollywood yesterday where he referred to Jennifer Lopez's ass as a "work of art" before completely writing off Kim Kardashian's as nothing special: "[Her booty] is great. More »

Wiz Khalifa Might’ve Cheated On Amber Rose With Twins

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
So Wiz Khalifa and Amber Rose's divorce just got interesting (to me). According to Peter Rosenberg, a DJ on Hot 97 and friend of Amber Rose, she apparently walked in on Wiz banging fashion designers Jas and Ness Rose (above) who also happen to be twin sisters. More »

Ben Affleck’s Penis Is In A Movie

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
Ben Affleck can't do a single interview without being asked about Batman, but somehow he managed to crack the Internet's secret code and started talking about his dick which is like dangling a set of keys in front of us. I don't even know where I am anymore that's how distracted … More »

So I Guess We’re Doing This And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 1, 2014
- Everybody's in the Magic Mike sequel now except the one person who counts. [Lainey Gossip] - Leonardo DiCaprio has selflessly left his girlfriend to bang all the women George Clooney can't now. [Dlisted] - Believe In Your Selfie provided you have breasts for it. I say that as a friend. More »

LeAnn Rimes Might Be Cropping Herself Into Family Photos Now

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014
As part of her ongoing war with Brandi Glanville, LeAnn Rimes may have taken her crazy to some next level shit by allegedly Photoshopping herself into a photo of Eddie Cibrian and his sons. Via Fishwrapper: 1 -- The child immediately on LeAnn's left looks cut in … More »

Adam Levine & Behati Prinsloo Are Banging While Covered In Blood

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014
Here's the video for "Animals" which features Adam Levine stalking his wife Behati Prinsloo like a hipster serial killer before banging her naked body covered in blood. It's the sexual fantasy of any healthy marriage provided your husband wants to fuck himself even harder in a meat … More »

The Old Amanda Bynes Is Back

By: The Superficial / September 30, 2014
I gave Amanda Bynes' parents a lot of shit about their conservatorship because they seemed to be more concerned about her money and a little too quick to blame everything on weed instead of admitting she has a severe mental illness. However, to their credit, they did manage to … More »

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