Hot Bodies

And Now Taylor Swift In Tiny Shorts

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2015

It’s Taylor Swift legs in tiny booty shorts and a bunch of weird, creepy jokes about my penis being The Matrix, so you really don’t have to bother with the words. In fact, I prefer you don’t. More »


Good Morning, Tetyana Veryovkina Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 31, 2015

The Scientology horror stories ‘Going Clear’ left out, Rihanna doesn’t just sit there like Taylor Swift, Hilary Duff has secret tattoos, and Demi Lovato in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


Angelina Jolie Graced Your Children With Her Presence

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Angelina Jolie made her first public appearance in front of your kids since announcing she had her ovaries removed. More »


The Kardashians Have Breasts (And Some Stupid Joke Jamie Foxx Told)

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Jamie Foxx made a stupid joke about Bruce Jenner, but how are Kim Kardashian and Kylie’s breasts doing? Are they okay? What are they thinking about? More »


Mariah Carey & Brett Ratner? How In The Fu-

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Mariah Carey and Brett Ratner are probably dating. That Brett Ratner. More »


Good Morning, Charlotte McKinney, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 30, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow hates narcissistic parenting, Bethenny Frankel needs a personality coach, The Tea Party wants to make church attendance mandatory, and naked people. Your morning links. More »


Jessica Alba In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2015

Jessica Alba in a bikini. I’m not sure what else you need me to type here. More »


Rita Ora’s Nipples: An Extended Report

By: Photo Boy / March 27, 2015

Rita Ora went braless and see-through to a Charli XCX show because the British understand class. More »


Good Morning, Shelly Scholten Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 27, 2015

Taylor Swift’s banging Calvin Harris, Wendy Williams calls out Iggy Azalea, sluts not blowing dudes are causing all these plane crashes, and Kate Upton’s breasts came back! Your morning links. More »


Sara Sampaio Is The New Burger Porn

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Sara Sampaio stars in the new Carl’s Jr. ad for the Thickburger El Diablo. More »


Christina Hendricks & Charlotte McKinney Are Your Boob Post Today

By: Photo Boy / March 26, 2015

Christina Hendricks at the ‘Mad Men’ Final 7 episodes event and Charlotte McKinney at ‘Dancing With The Stars’ are today’s huge boob post. More »


Hawkeye’s Divorce Is Going Well

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Jeremy Renner claims his ex threatened to release embarrassing ‘intimate’ videos if he wouldn’t marry her so she could get her green card. More »


Chelsea Handler Almost Got Bill Cosby’d (Allegedly)

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Chelsea Handler claims Bill Cosby once invited her to his hotel room in Atlantic City which could’ve ended very badly if she hadn’t brought a camera crew with her. More »


Good Morning, Jennifer Lopez, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 26, 2015

Deadline is talking out of its ass, Chris Brown is telling his Baby Mama where to live, Ted Cruz thinks he’s Galileo, and Nina Agdal in lingerie. Your morning links. More »


Miley Cyrus & Patrick Schwarzenegger Are Still Together

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Miley Cyrus didn’t dump Patrick Schwarzenegger after all those Spring Break photos. The Governator seed is strong. More »


Kelly Brook Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Kelly Brook’s been working out and GOOD GOD. More »


Iggy Azalea Got Implants

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Iggy Azalea reveals she got implants and performed four days later at the American Music Awards with bandages wrapped around her chest. More »


Jon Hamm’s Penis Went To Rehab

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Apparently having a giant penis doesn’t prevent alcoholism, so great, now I’m screwed. Perfect. Just perfect. More »


Good Morning, Anna Sophia Berglund Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / March 25, 2015

Fifty Shades of Grey is getting an unrated DVD, Vin Diesel is a fucking moron, Phil Robertson fantasizes about raping an atheist’s wife and daughters, and Victoria Justice is a blonde. Your morning links. More »


Kylie Jenner Looks Healthy, Natural

By: The Superficial / March 24, 2015

Remember in the Tim Burton ‘Batman’ movie when The Joker did that weird shit to his girlfriend’s face? I don’t know why I just thought of that. More »


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