Hot Bodies

Amanda Bynes Caught Shoplifiting Twice In One Day

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014
So the first time Amanda Bynes was caught shoplifting yesterday, it could've been an honest mistake because she's crazy and easily distracted. Except not even a few hours later, she got caught again only this time because she doesn't think she has to pay for goods and services which … More »

Rita Ora’s Butt Isn’t Stephen Collins

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014
Yesterday, Hilary Duff's butt took our minds off the Stephen Collins god-awfulness, so today it's Rita Ora's which isn't quite as awesome, but I'm pretty sure it's never said it wants to fellate a baby, so just shut up and look at it. Everything is happy. We're … More »

Good Morning, Melissa Rummells, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 9, 2014
- Mahky Mahk lost 60 fuckin' pounds. Give him an Oscah. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Garner says, "you're welcome," for Ben Affleck's dick. [Dlisted] - Can We Just Stay In Bed All Day? [theCHIVE] - Jessica Simpson's calves are out of control. [Fishwrapper] - Sarah Silverman wants … More »

Taylor Swift’s Trying To Bang Selena Gomez!

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
Okay, that headline might seem like sensationalistic click-bait, but I honestly don't know how else you read this Selena Gomez quote without getting the impression that Taylor Swift wants to passionately tongue her vagina in a Brooklyn brownstone while Karlie Kloss watches from a window, her jealously steaming in the … More »

Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘Martha Stewart Sees Me As Competition’

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wait, she's actually serious, isn't she? Us Weekly reports: "No one has ever said anything bad about me before, so I'm shocked and devastated," Paltrow said sarcastically. "I'll try to recover," she added. "If I'm really honest, I'm so psyched that she sees us as competition. I'm so psyched. I … More »

Help Me, Hilary Duff’s Butt In Tight Jeans, You’re My Only Hope

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
Here's Hilary Duff's butt in tight jeans on the set of Good Morning America yesterday where nobody talked about putting their child's penis in their mouth, so I'm just going to sit here for a while hugging my monitor and quietly weeping until her ass consumes my … More »

Good Morning, Caitlin O’Connor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 8, 2014
- Jennifer Garner was destined to be the one to put up with Ben Affleck's shit. [Lainey Gossip] - Morrissey has Morrissey things to say about having cancer. [Dlisted] - Softball players make great bikini models. Who knew? [theCHIVE] - Gretchen Carlson went full Benghazi on Ebola. Of course. More »

Jessica Lange Snubbing Lea Michele Wants To Help

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
It's been a depressing day full of unmentionable evil (Those links are right.), so here's Jessica Lange snubbing Lea Michele at the American Horror Story: Freak Show premiere because sometimes this world can open itself up to you and not be a complete shitpot. Although very rarely, … More »

Jennifer Garner Has To Be Loving Life

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
Ben Affleck is the star of the critically-acclaimed, #1 movie at the box office that let him work closely with Emily Ratajkowski's naked breasts. He's also Batman. Jennifer Garner, on the other hand, is the star of Alexander and The Fuck You I'm Not Typing All That, … More »

North West Has Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Dolls

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
For the record, normally I would consider giving a one-year-old cute little dolls of her parents to be as adorable as kitten testicles. But because it involves the two most egotistical people on the planet, this is probably the most disturbing shit I've seen all day. - *remembers Stephen … More »

Frenchy’s Topless And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 7, 2014
- Rachel McAdams is probably banging Jake Gyllenhaal. [Lainey Gossip] - Oprah went to London to watch Lindsay Lohan forget her lines. [Dlisted] - If Tugging On Your Clothes Were An Olympic Event You’d Win Gold [theCHIVE] - Holly Madison is a housewife now. [Fishwrapper] - A … More »

A Judge Told Bethenny Frankel To Stop Wearing Her Daughter’s Clothes

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
Back in July, Bethenny Frankel caused some shit by posting an Instagram photo of herself in her daughter's pajamas (above) because if there's an age when you should start competing with your child's looks, it's definitely four. Three, if you really love them. Except some activist judge isn't having it, and … More »

Blake Lively Is Pregnant

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
First Hilary Duff had a kid then Mila Kunis, and now Blake Lively's pregnant, but let's all freak about Ebola instead of the real disease spreading right before our eyes. Anyway, this is why Kelly Brook's the perfect woman. Not only does she have … More »

Good Morning, Alessandra Ambrosio, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 6, 2014
- Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis may have just Punk'd us with their baby.[Lainey Gossip] - Kim Kardashian forgot her baby in a hotel. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - Melissa Etheridge still thinks Angelina Jolie is an idiot for chopping off her breasts. More »

Candice Swanepoel Is Topless

By: The Superficial / October 5, 2014
Here's Candice Swanepoel posing topless in Hawaii, and I've already written - *counts* - 13 more words than I needed to write. Make that 23. See you in the morning. (28) THE SUPERFICIAL | About • Facebook • Twitter Photos: FameFlynet/AKM-GSI … More »

Lindsay & The Amazing Technicolor Dream Nipple

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Here's Lindsay Lohan at the after-party for the opening night of "Speed-the-Plow" where she managed to only forget one line and was deemed "competent without being exciting." Which is pretty fucking amazing for Lindsay Lohan considering not a single review contained the words, "And then she try … More »

Abigail Ratchford’s In A Bikini Again

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
It's been way too long since we posted Abigail Ratchford pics, so here she is posing for Garry "Prophecy" Sun in Malibu, and again, I refuse to believe this chick is from Pennsylvania because nobody from this state is this hot. Trust me, I would've spotted them in all the cool … More »

Kate Winslet Never ‘Snogged’ Leonardo DiCaprio

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
Kate Winslet was younger than 23 when she filmed Titanic, so based on everything we know about this world, Leonardo DiCaprio was required to have sex with her by law. But so far this week we've seen George Clooney get married and Mila Kunis birth … More »

Nick Jonas Is Grabbing His Dick On The Internet

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
It's been a few weeks since I tossed our penis-loving readers a bone with the Jared Leto dick GIF, so here's Nick Jonas grabbing his for Flaunt which you can see more of on Dlisted where it will receive the proper treatment and respect it deserves. As … More »

Pamela Anderson’s Breast Is Just Hanging Right Out

By: The Superficial / October 3, 2014
I was going to write about Joe and Terese Giudice's jail sentence, but we already knew that shit was coming because she milked her children's fragile emotions for ratings. So here's a post with some actual drama, but mostly Pamela Anderson's breast dangling out of her dress … More »

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