Hot Bodies

Good Morning, Ela Rose Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / May 21, 2015

Christina Aguilera does a decent Bertney. [Lainey Gossip]

Beyonce dumped a $20,000 bottle of wine into a hot tub. [Fishwrapper]

Matt Bomer’s nipples in Hawaii, anyone? [Dlisted]

Hump Day was yesterday. Relive the memories. [theCHIVE]

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Kim Kardashian Understands What The Hell Kanye Is Talking About

The Superficial / May 20, 2015

Kim Kardashian claims she understands what the fuck Kanye West is talking about which is impossible because not even he does. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow F*cks Herself Into Shape, According To Gwyneth Paltrow

The Superficial / May 20, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow looks like Gwyneth Paltrow because of all the sex she has, so you have that information now. More »

Julianne Hough Has The World’s Smallest Nipples

The Superficial / May 20, 2015

You can see Julianne Hough’s nipple through her dress provided your eyes have extraordinary powers and abilities thanks to Earth’s yellow sun. More »

Rumer Willis Won Dancing With The Stars If Anyone Gives A Shit

The Superficial / May 20, 2015

Rumer Willis won Dancing With The Stars. More importantly, pictures of her butt, we have them. More »

Miles Teller Has Sex With This And Other News

The Superficial / May 20, 2015

Jennifer Lawrence might be the new Thor. [Lainey Gossip]

Jay Z has Beyonce pimping Tidal hard. [Fishwrapper]

Simon Pegg is sorry for shitting on nerd movies. [Dlisted]

Wait, Jessica Simpson’s face doesn’t always look like this? [theCHIVE]

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Jessica Lowndes’ Boobs Were All Over Cannes

Photo Boy / May 19, 2015

This one goes out to all you “stick-to-boobs”-ers: Jesscia Lowndes’ breasts hanging out all over Cannes. We cool? More »

Jon Gosselin Wants Full Custody Of One of His Kids Now, Just One

The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Jon Gosselin wants full custody of his daughter Hannah. The other seven? Pfft. Fuck ‘em. More »

So Who Wants To See Taylor Swift Fly Headfirst Into A Wall?

The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Taylor Swift apparently does her own stunts. More »

Good Morning, Charlie Riina Topless, And Other News

The Superficial / May 19, 2015

Jennifer Lopez basically wears the same dress everywhere. [Lainey Gossip]

Sandra Bullock really wants to touch herself. [Fishwrapper]

Brenda Song lied about being pregnant with Trace Cyrus’ baby. [Dlisted]

Monday Evening Sideboob, Anyone? [theCHIVE]

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Natalie Portman’s Underwear Is A False Idol

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

You could totally see Natalie Portman’s underwear at Cannes. Like where her butt goes. More »

Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts Hosted The Billboard Music Awards

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts hosted the Billboard Music Awards which concludes our comprehensive-as-fuck coverage if you count three posts as comprehensive, and I do. More »

Bertney’s Fancy Night Out

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Bertney’s a robot. She’s a fancy pretty robot. More »

Taylor Swift Is Going To Kill Katy Perry With Karate And Shit

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood’ video is an all-star fuck you to Katy Perry’s face. More »

Good Morning, Christina Milian Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / May 18, 2015

Reminder: Emma Stone is single, looks like this. [Lainey Gossip]

An “adorable” clip from Courtney Stodden’s sex tape, anyone? [Fishwrapper]

Cate Blanchett didn’t have sex with vaginas now. [Dlisted]

Hop On The Mesh Express [theCHIVE]

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Hilary Duff’s Butt Made A Music Video About Her Tinder Dates

The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Hilary Duff made a music video about going on dates with men who aren’t me, and no, I did not look into a mirror and growl, “Vengeance is MINE.” You imagined that. More »

And Now Miranda Kerr’s Breasts

The Superficial / May 15, 2015

Miranda Kerr’s breasts aren’t gross topics like how many women Bill Cosby has raped or Alan Thicke’s son’s voice giving him a boner during sex. You’re welcome. More »

Good Morning, Marissa Everhart Topless, And Other News

Photo Boy / May 15, 2015

Australia wants to kill Johnny Depp’s dogs. [Lainey Gossip]

Blythe Danner thinks people are “intimidated” by GOOP. [Fishwrapper]

Patrick Dempsey probably banged interns on Grey’s Anatomy. [Dlisted]

Mirrors, and Cameras, and Girls, Oh My! [theCHIVE]

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The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape Trailer Has Arrived

The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s sex tape has a trailer, and she’s naked in it, so I literally don’t have to post anything for the rest of the month. See you in June! More »

Stassi Got Fired From Vanderpump Rules For Calling Lisa Old

The Superficial / May 14, 2015

Stassi Schroeder has been fired from Vanderpump Rules – and all of the restaurants – for calling Lisa Vanderpump old. More »

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