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How Is Megan Fox Still Premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?’

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Somehow Megan Fox is still premiering ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ over six months after its release. She knows what she did. More »


Lactating Mila Kunis! You Came Back!

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

It’s been over a month since we last saw Mila Kunis’ cool new mom-boobs, so here they are at last night’s Jupiter Ascending premiere. More »


Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 3, 2015

Beyonce goes GOOP, the world’s biggest anti-vaxxer asshole, Nationwide and Chris Christie backpedal like crazy, and Heather Graham in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


Kim Kardashian’s Ass Is Naked Again

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Kim Kardashian’s naked ass is in a magazine again, and you’re either going to bite on that or you’re not. I’m not your dancing monkey. More »


Scarlett Johansson Looks Like This Now

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Scarlett Johansson had a baby four months ago. If the next words out of my word/fingers are, “What’s your excuse?” how quickly will this site be stampeded? Do I have time to pack? More »


Heidi Montag’s Dad Arrested For Sexual Abuse Of A Child, Incest

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Heidi Montag‘s dad Bill Montag has reportedly been arrested for the sexual abuse of a child and incest. Yeah… More »


It’s Katy Perry’s Breasts: The Super Bowl Halftime Show

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

There was some debate over whether the top half of Katy Perry’s breasts would be allowed in the Super Bowl. They were. More »


Good Morning, Casey Batchelor, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 2, 2015

Casey Batchelor’s giant breasts in a bikini, Johnny Depp actually getting married, Farrah Abraham returning to Teen Mom, and Stacey Dash is fucking moron. Your morning links. More »


Taylor Swift Has A Butt?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Taylor Swift in a bikini has what appears to be an ass? That can’t be right. More »


It’s Padma Lakshmi’s Penis?

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Padma Lakshmi wants you to know it looks she has a penis when she runs. You’re now richer for this information. More »


Katy Perry’s Breasts Must Be Contained To Protect Football

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Judging by her Pepsi Halftime Show press conference, I wouldn’t bet on seeing Katy Perry’s breasts during the Super Bowl because football is a holy temple that must be protected. More »


Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 30, 2015

Miranda Kerr in lingerie, Joss Whedon blasting the comic book movie industry, Pat Robertson saying stupid shit, and video evidence of why college is awesome. Your morning links. More »


Hey, Did You Guys Know Chelsea Handler Has Breasts? Topless Breasts?

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

How did we last an entire month without this? It’s a fucking miracle. More »


Good Morning, Amanda Nicole Thomas, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 29, 2015

Johnny Depp might ditch his agent, Kendall Jenner’s in a bikini, Selena Gomez is a hot hitchhiker, and North West is ready to take over the family business. Your morning links. More »


Lindsay Lohan: ‘Shaking People’s Hands Is Community Service’

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Lindsay Lohan is in deep shit after submitting progress reports that count meet and greets with fans as community service and include dates that put her in two places at once. More »


What’s Jessica Alba’s Butt Doing Today?

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

So good news, comments from the galleries finally show up in the main thread now. Bad news, our server completely shat itself in the process. Here’s Jessica Alba’s butt to tide you over. More »


Nobody Leaked Nude Photos of Taylor Swift, Stop Asking Me

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Taylor Swift’s Twitter and Instagram were both taken over by hackers threatening to leaked nude photos of her which never happened because they didn’t have any. You can stop e-mailing me now. More »


Good Morning, Claudia Romani, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 28, 2015

Zach Galifianakis is completely unrecognizable, Farrah Abraham wants ass implants, your female Ghostbusters, Kendall Jenner’s nipples, and how to be a male porn star. Your morning links. More »


Jessica Alba’s Ass Can Be Bought

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

It’s Jessica Alba’s butt in a bikini. Do I really need to sell you on this? More »


Miley Cyrus Is Completely Topless

By: The Superficial / January 27, 2015

Here’s Miley Cyrus going topless in Hawaii which I didn’t even know had nude beaches. This is a Puritan country, dammit. More »


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