Hot Bodies

Our Server’s Shitting Itself, So Here Are Genevieve Morton’s Breasts

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015

Our server is acting like Brian Williams‘ career today, so here are Genevieve Morton‘s huge breasts. More »


Good Morning, Courtney Sixx, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 12, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow tries to retcon conscious uncoupling, Christina Aguilera pimps her baby, Republicans want to outlaw yoga pants, Helena Bonham Carter naked with a tuna? Your morning links. More »


Kanye West & Taylor Swift Are Best Friends Now #Totes

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Taylor Swift and Kanye West are collaborating in the studio, according to Kanye West after admitting he hears voices in his head, so all of this sounds legit. Everything checks out. More »


It’s The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Genevieve Morton’s giant breasts and some other people at last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebration. More »


Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 11, 2015

Taylor Swift might be banging Hozier, John Legend defends Kanye, Justin Bieber hurt his footsy, Britney Spears in lingerie, and the stars of “Fifty Shades of Grey” naked for free. Your morning links. More »


Good Morning, Padma Lakshmi, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 10, 2015

Padma Lakshmi bikini photos, Angelina Jolie might direct Captain Marvel, Miranda Kerr’s still in lingerie and so is Scarlett Johansson (kinda.) Your morning links. More »


The Rest of The 57th Annual Grammy Awards

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

The other people at the Grammys who didn’t get their own posts. Pity them. Pity their lowly lot in life. More »


Nicki Minaj’s Breasts Get Their Own Post

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Nicki Minaj’s breasts are still big and awesome. This has been another comprehensive Grammys posts from The Superficial. More »


God Spoke To Katy Perry During Her Super Bowl Halftime Show

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Apparently God speaks to Katy Perry through magical headsets. Yup. More »


Madonna Is 80, Wore This Anyway

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Madonna’s Grammy outfits are a reminder that she still hasn’t come to terms with her true age. Because it’s 1,000. Madonna is 1,000. More »


Kanye Acted Exactly Like Kanye At The Grammys

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Kanye West pretended to interrupt Beck’s Grammy speech last night which apparently wasn’t a joke because he genuinely believes Beck should’ve gave his award to Beyonce. Not that it matters because Kanye West smiled in a photograph, so we’re all dead anyway. More »


Good Morning, Kerrie McMahon Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 9, 2015

Mila Kunis is way nicer when she has a movie to promote, Kristen Stewart goes full lesbian, Taylor Swift sues her fan, and Cara Delevingne dry humps Kendall Jenner. Your morning links. More »


It’s Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Again

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Kim Kardashian went full frontal again. Let’s get this over with. More »


Good Morning, Charlotte McKinney, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 6, 2015

Madonna released her new video on Snapchat, “Frozen was mean to boys,” cries big man reporter, Amy Pascal is out at Sony, bikini photos, and Emmy Rossum naked. Your morning links. More »


Kelly Kapowski, 41 And Pregnant? STILL WOULD

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Blah blah blah ‘Saved By The Bell’ reunion. LOOK HOW HOT KELLY KAPOWSKI STILL IS EVEN WITH A BABY IN HER. More »


Hannah Davis Is Your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Hannah Davis is your 2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model. I have no idea who that is. More »


Good Morning, Kaylee J Lavigne & Saab Marty, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 5, 2015

Natalie Portman does ‘short films’ not ‘commercials,’ Keira Knightley fakes an orgasm, Harper Lee’s new book is some shady shit, and Doutzen Kroes looking just goddamn. Your morning links. More »


Kim Kardashian Wants To Take A Selfie With Jesus, The Jesus

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Kim Kardashian wishes she could take a selfie with Jesus. Magic winemaking Jesus. The one from The Bible. More »


Emily Ratajkowski’s Breasts Made A Lingerie Video

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Emily Ratajkowski’s giant breasts are in lingerie, and you’re already clicking. You’re in the post. More »


Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / February 4, 2015

Felicity Jones is probably your new Princess Leia, Channing Tatum wears Amy Adams as a scarf, Cara Delevingne bags a Willis, and Gigi Hadid’s in a bikini again. Your morning links. More »


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