Hot Bodies

This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Dammit, Chris Pratt... Here's Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of … More »

JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we've stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let's stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's buttholes which is … More »

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they're just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here's the first batch featuring Maria Menounos' butt, Cindy Crawford, … More »

Taylor Swift’s Camel Toe: Ain’t Nothing Controversial About That

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
It's been a hell of a day full of child molesters, death treats over gun control, 12-year-olds getting implants, and more child molesters, so here's Taylor Swift's camel toe which is about as plain, vanilla, and non-controversial as it gets. You could show … More »

Ariana Grande Isn’t Getting Implants. I’m Sorry?

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
Apparently there's a rumor going around that Ariana Grande was getting a boob job to make her boyfriend Big Sean happy despite the fact he dumped his girlfriend Naya Rivera right after she got hers. But Ariana's reps are denying those reports which seems unnecessary because she's … More »

Good Morning, JLo’s Butt, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 24, 2014
- What exactly does Kate Middleton do? I'm seriously asking. [Lainey Gossip] - All the sex scenes in Fifty Shades of Grey had to be reshot. I bet there wasn't enough pube pulling. [Dlisted] - Bouncing Breasts GIFs, anyone? [theCHIVE] - Liberals made Bristol Palin get drunk and start … More »

North West Will Have To Work For What She Wants

By: Photo Boy / October 23, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy The Superficial's Theory of Kardashian, which states "Upon the opening of the mouth, utter bullshit shall spew forth until said mouth closes or is rendered unintelligible by oral processes related to the filming of interracial pornography," so we already know that when Bos Optimum, or Kim Kardashian, as the … More »

Good Morning, Michelle Lewin, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 23, 2014
- Captain America's probably banging Minka Kelly again. [Lainey Gossip] - Jennifer Lopez is following in Britney Spears' footsteps. The Britney Spears. [Dlisted] - These Girls Know How To Work A Dress [theCHIVE] - LeAnn Rimes will destroy Christmas now. [Fishwrapper] - Toys R Us caved to … More »

Good Morning, Maitland Ward, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 22, 2014
- Selena Gomez might be banging Orlando Bloom again. [Lainey Gossip] - Ryan Phillippe: "I've only made five good movies." [Dlisted] - Presenting The Internet's Booty Hall of Fame [theCHIVE] - Dean McDermott used to jerk off to Tori Spelling when she was on 90210. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

Did Tyga Put A Baby In Kylie Jenner?

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
As more and more evidence points to Tyga dating Kylie Jenner, his Instagram followers have decided to call him a pedophile for dating a 17-year old, but apparently they just a jealous ass ho who wish he'd put a baby in them. Like he did with Kylie? Wait. Via Fishwrapper: "why u sound … More »

Blake Lively’s Pregnant Body Won The Angel Ball

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
Normally, pregnancy is God's way of cursing woman for using their filthy vagina holes for sex, but sometimes it can result a in beautiful transformation instead of the Beast of the Apocalypse. And such is the case with Blake Lively who took time away from running a website full of … More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 21, 2014
- I have yet to hear one bad thing about Birdman. [Lainey Gossip] - Bethenny Frankel's mom seems nice. [Dlisted] - Jenna Handed To You On A Silver Platter [theCHIVE] - Sean Hannity invited Russell Brand onto his show, then had security kick him out. [Fishwrapper] - … More »

And Now Back To Celebrities: What Are They Doing With Their Vaginas?

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014
After the depressing one-two punch (poor choice of words) of Stephen Collins getting off (and I did it again) scot-free and Ray Rice being reinstated next month, I thought we could use some lighter fare. So here's Miley Cyrus doing wacky stuff with her vulva because she's … More »

Jennifer Lopez Still Makes Videos With Fat Joe

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014
For the rest of her natural life, Jennifer Lopez will never make a video that's better than "Booty." These are facts. However, that still won't stop me from posting the new video for Fat Joe's "Stressin" because there's nothing more with the times than tone-deaf rap videos where rich … More »

Kim Kardashian’s Endorsement Demands Are As Ridiculous As Her Ass

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014
Most, if not all, of Kim Kardashian's services can be purchased through Kris Jenner. And if you think that's an exaggeration, here's Kim accepting an Austrian businessman's money to be his date to the 2014 Opera Ball in Vienna while engaged to Kanye West. In fact, I … More »

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 20, 2014
- Chris Martin apparently gets the Beckhams in the divorce. [Lainey Gossip] - Pregnant Blake Lively is craving the most Blake Lively foods. [Dlisted] - Mariah Carey is going to put us at war with China. [Fishwrapper] - She's Got Legs For Days [theCHIVE] - This Is … More »

This Is A Post About Iggy Azalea’s Camel Toe

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014
My last post dealt with such topics as the Antebellum South and rampant plagiarism in Internet journalism, so here's Iggy Azaela wearing tight booty shorts that show the outline of her vagina which involves none of that stuff unless her vagina somehow owned slaves. Which for the … More »

Blake Lively’s Website Loves Slaveowners, Plagiarism

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014
While Martha Stewart has declared all-out war on Gwyneth Paltrow, pretentious, young upstart Blake Lively is successfully torpedoing herself by publishing articles about the Antebellum South that would give Paula Deen a butter boner and then threatening to sue Gawker for epically calling … More »

Charlie Sheen Has Decided Not To Marry A Porn Star

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014
The last time I posted about Charlie Sheen he'd "allegedly" tried to stab a dentist with a knife (and maybe grabbed a hygienist's breasts), but clearly he's sobered up since then because he finally realized you're not supposed to marry porn stars. Pay them for sex essentially … More »

Good Morning, Cynthia Escobar, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 17, 2014
- Jamie Dornan does British Vogue. [Lainey Gossip] - Glenn Close apparently grew up in a cult. [Dlisted] - The End Zone: Professional Football Mascots, Ranked [The Frisky] - Dane Cook is still a douche. [Fishwrapper] - Have I mentioned I fucking love this Tumblr? I fucking … More »

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