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Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, … More »

Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
- Here's what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted] - The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE] - Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper] - Kate Upton will start your Election … More »

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
And now back to Celebrity's Underwear, Can I See Them? Here's Kate Upton's skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked - *wipes SEO off chin* - but at the same time, the post … More »

Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let's look at Rihanna's tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I'm almost positive this is the story on everyone's mind that will define us a … More »

It’s Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costume

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
Every Halloween Heidi Klum wears an overly elaborate costume as she's done each year (except for last when she merely revealed her true form) since Hitler summoned her from the demonic realm to vanquish his enemies and festoon the Fatherland with topless tittery. So here she is … More »

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are The Devil And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch describes how Sherlock would fuck. Bring a change of underwear. [Lainey Gossip] - Olivier Martinez's punches ruined Gabriel Aubry's modeling career. -- I believe it. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - For the love of God, Tara Reid, please stop taking … More »

Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her "impending motherhood," and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. On … More »

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate is … More »

Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she's doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil's Eve. Anyway, here's the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) … More »

At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody's brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It's a small service I provide for the community, but I don't like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the … More »

Rihanna’s Breasts Fought AIDS, Too

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
Here's Rihanna at yesterday's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she spent the whole night saying things like, "Damn! Miley Cyrus and that mouse with an Australian accent just shot a guy with a plunger!" And, "Oh snap, that fly's wearing a red shirt!" It really was an incredible … More »

Miley Cyrus Wore This To Fight AIDS

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
Because every post about misogynistic reactions to the academic discussion of sexist tropes should be followed by pics of Miley Cyrus' cleavage, here she is at last night's amfAR Inspiration Gala where she helped Dale and the other Rescue Rangers stop Fat Cat with a plane made out … More »

No Shit Gwyneth Paltrow Broke Up Chris Martin & Jennifer Lawrence

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
The very second Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin broke up, it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out it probably had to do with the woman he's technically still married to who also has a giant ego that's about to get her face baked into a … More »

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself To ‘I Love Lucy’

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
Once you've written about one reality show and the empty, mammoth husks of humanity that star in them, you kind of want to write about them all. So here's Kim Kardashian literally comparing Keeping Up With The Kardashians to I Love Lucy with a straight face. Although, it's not … More »

Good Morning, Colleen Shannon, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 29, 2014
- Ben Affleck's making PSAs about saving the bats now. No, really. [Lainey Gossip] - Julia Roberts really wants you to know she's never had plastic surgery. [tooFAB] - Jon Voight wants Angelina Jolie to play Michelle Bachmann. Okay... [Dlisted] - Meet the Chivettes of ChiveFest Dallas [ … More »

Good Morning, Topless Caitlin O’Connor, and Other News

By: Photo Boy / October 28, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy - George Clooney's wife is making him have the wedding over and over. His nightmare is real. [Lainey Gossip] - Apparently Mike is one of those guys who buys rubber Farrah Abraham pussies in Magic Mike XXL. [Dlisted] - All Is Fair In Tug And War [ … More »

Jennifer Lawrence & Chris Martin Stopped F*cking

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Presumably because Gwyneth Paltrow keeps Chris Martin's balls firmly ensconced in a hand-carved Sri Lankan testicle cuplet ($799.95, GOOP), his conscious coupling with Jennifer Lawrence's vagina has transcended this plane of reality, according to E! News. Plus it's not like he can't see her naked … More »

This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Dammit, Chris Pratt... Here's Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of … More »

JLo & Iggy Azalea’s Butts Won’t Depress You

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
Thanks to Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, we've stared deep into the abyss of human depravity and the blobs of codependency that willingly toss children into it. So for a change of scenery, let's stare deep into Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea's buttholes which is … More »

Rich People In Halloween Costumes: Starring Maria Menounos’ Butt

By: The Superficial / October 27, 2014
And welcome back to the time of year when celebrities get trashed in Halloween costumes every single night for an entire week because they're just like us minus the whole waking up in the morning to stave off poverty. So here's the first batch featuring Maria Menounos' butt, Cindy Crawford, … More »

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