Hot Bodies - Page 13

Emily Ratajkowski Doing Bikini Things

Anyone else think her bikini bottom looks like an alien facehugger trying to get all up in that babymaker? More »


Go Home, Jennifer Lawrence! You’re Drunk!

There’s “white-girl wasted”… Then there’s “J-Law-in-Austria-on-a-stripper-pole wasted”. More »


Scott Disick Has Hit Rock-Hard Bottom

Scott’s sex addiction is so out of control, that if you’re a 19-year-old model named Ella, Bella, or… anything that ends in -lla, he’s going to crush you up and snort you with his peehole. More »


Playmate Ana Braga Taking Boob Selfies And More

ABC has greenlit a new Dancing With The Stars with only children because we can’t have nice things, Bill Cosby says racism made him do it, and Katy Perry told Ellen that she is going to be an American Idol judge… and that she can pee standing up. … More »


I Guess One Of Trump’s Lawyers Might Want To Bang His Own Daughter Now

Lots of dads post pictures of their daughters in lingerie, right? More »


Classy Move: Playmate Accused of Body-Shaming Old Woman

Someone will never be able to look at their grandma again after former Playmate of The Year Dani Mathers posted an incognito photo of  an old, naked lady on Snapchat. A grim reminder that hot people are meanies. More »


Kim And Khloe’s Butt Powers Unite To Battle Evildoers

I’m torn between their comic book title: “The Chronicles of Buttgirl and Booblady” or just “Assassins.” More »


Kelly Rohrbach And Priyanka Chopra Being Babes And Friday’s Link-Beef

Can Kelly Rohrbach in a swimsuit be enough to salvage the knuckle-draggingly stupid looking Baywatch remake? Also James Woods is being a dick on Twitter, Melissa McCarthy is taking Spicey for a ride, and more… … More »


Russian Singer Hanna Ivanova at The Beach, Halsey Dressed As A Sexy Bellhop, And Link-Beef

Halsey’s music is like skid row Katy Perry (which is kinda cool) and she’s into taping her boobs down with hockey tape so she’s got a bright future in showbiz. Also Kate Middleton saw a bigass cake, Scott Disick is drowning in ass, and Ja Rule’s ass is getting served… ass.More »


Uh Oh… A New Miley Cyrus Music Video

Planes are falling out of the sky, cars are piling up on the interstate, and some dude in a bunker in North Dakota is sweating buckets with his finger over a big red button because Miley pulled a fast one on us and refrained from shoving anything inside her butt. More »


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