Hot Bodies

Chelsea Handler’s Topless Breasts Are In A Pool This Time

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

Chelsea Handler’s topless breasts are floating in a pool this time. They look refreshed. More »


Good Morning, Natalia Skye Bikini Photos, And Other News

Photo Boy / June 5, 2015

This is Tom Hardy scratching his balls. [Lainey Gossip]

Britney Spears does her arts and crafts topless. [Fishwrapper]

Blake Lively’s website sucks because of Anna Wintour. [Dlisted]

Things That Bounce Thursday Still good today. [theCHIVE]

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I’m Told This Is Kate Upton

The Superficial / June 4, 2015

Here’s Kate Upton on the set of The Layover. Yup, that Kate Upton. More »


Schoolgirl Megan Fox Isn’t The Duggars Or Chris Christie’s Vagina

Photo Boy / June 4, 2015

Up Next: The Duggars, but first, Megan Fox, effectively making her the meat in today’s Man-Pussy Kid-Touch sandwich and wait, is that smoke? CHRIS HANSEN! NO! More »


Good Morning, Eryn Krouse Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial / June 4, 2015

Paul Feig talks butthurt over all-female Ghostbusters. [Lainey Gossip]

Kendall Jenner is the smartest Kardashian. [Fishwrapper]

Kevin Federline says he’s friends with Justin Timberlake? [Dlisted]

Introducing The B.O.B. (Butt Over Back) [theCHIVE]

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Teresa Palmer’s Boobs Aren’t The Duggars

The Superficial / June 3, 2015

Teresa Palmer recently had a baby, so here are here engorged breasts in a swimsuit because that’s not at all creepy to say. I won’t be constrained by your Victorian sensibilities. I shan’t! More »


Kanye West’s Semen Is Affecting Kim Kardashian’s Mind

The Superficial / June 3, 2015

There is no Kim Kardashian, only Keeks. More »


Good Morning, Val Fit Bikini Photos, And Other News

Photo Boy / June 3, 2015

Jake Gyllenhaal is a rat-tail away from going full LaBeouf. [Lainey Gossip]

Ian Somerhalder’s personality matches his smarmy dickface. [Fishwrapper]

Mariah Carey’s Infinity video is the height of shameless product placement. [Dlisted]

Sideboob vs. Hump Day: You Decide [theCHIVE]

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Courtney Stodden’s Mom Is Getting Her Own Porn Offers

The Superficial / June 2, 2015

Courtney Stodden’s mom is getting her own porn offers because, let’s be honest, the Internet wants to see everyone naked. EVE-RY-ONE. More »


Kanye West’s Face Confirms Kim Kardashian’s Pregnancy

The Superficial / June 2, 2015

Kanye West’s face is better than an ultrasound. More »


Bella Thorne’s Sister In A Bikini And Other News

The Superficial / June 2, 2015

Lindsay Lohan has a boyfriend? [Lainey Gossip]

Drake Bell is a little shit. [Fishwrapper]

Lorde picked the wrong cafeteria table to sit at. [Dlisted]

All Hail The Glory of The Underboob [theCHIVE]

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Nausicaa Is The Crap I Missed

The Superficial / June 1, 2015

Nausicaa is here to guide you to tomorrow. More »


Melissa Joan Hart’s ‘Bathing Suit Ready Body’ Looks Different

The Superficial / June 1, 2015

Melissa Joan Hart’s Nutrisystem “bathing suit ready body” looks different in real life. More »


Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

The Superficial / June 1, 2015

Kim Kardashian is pregnant again which can’t be right because there hasn’t been a plague of locusts yet. These things have an order. More »


Good Morning, Joanna Krupa’s Sideboob, And Other News

The Superficial / June 1, 2015

Reese Witherspoon slums it at Cruel Intentions musical. [Lainey Gossip]

Chris Brown is ready to stop being violent. – BAHAHAHA! [Fishwrapper]

Casting Emma Stone as Asian will fucking kill your box office. [Dlisted]

Sexting Doesn’t Always Go As Planned [theCHIVE]

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Abigail Ratchford’s Slumber Party Is The Crap I Missed

The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Abigail Ratchford hosted a slumber party, and Lindsey Pelas’ boobs came. As in they attended. — Wait, can they do that?! More »


Kylie Jenner Is An Exact Clone of Kim, I’mma Call Her ‘Orphan Butt’

The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Kylie Jenner was grown in a lab to replace Kim Kardashian. There’s no denying it anymore. More »


Katy Perry & John Mayer Will Have Their Revenge On Taylor Swift

The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Katy Perry and John Mayer will get that pesky Taylor Swift if it’s the last thing they do. More »


Good Morning, Stefanie Knight Topless, And Other News

The Superficial / May 29, 2015

Chris Pine might play Wonder Woman’s boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip]

Larry Wilmore tackles the Duggars. [Fishwrapper]

Don’t ask Tom Hardy stupid fucking questions. [Dlisted]

Bradley Cooper is banging this. [theCHIVE]

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Chrissy Teigen Is Naked Again

The Superficial / May 28, 2015

Chrissy Teigen is naked in DuJour. This is vital information. More »


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