Hot Bodies

Lindsay Lohan’s Crotch Will Sell You Clothes Now

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
If there's one constant that stops Lindsay Lohan from swallowing a bunch of pills and not waking up in the morning, it's that Earth drugs can't kill her now. But if there's another constant, it's that some idiot somewhere is waiting to hand her money for some stupid project that will… More »

Miley Cyrus Wore A Dang Ol’ Boobie T-Shirt

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
It's becoming more and more evident that the police can murder minorities with impunity, but are any of those people wearing boobie T-shirts? No. No, they are not. So here's Miley Cyrus wearing a T-shirt with naked breasts on it which is probably the most important piece of informatio… More »

Jenna Chapple Is Subtle And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 4, 2014
- Amber Heard is putting Johnny Depp's scarves on the curb soon. [Lainey Gossip] - Annie Lennox basically calls Madonna an attention whore. [Fishwrapper] - Godammit, there's another Duggar coming. Somebody get a scientist pregnant. Quick, quickly now! [Dlisted] - Redheads, We Need You Now More Than Ever [… More »

Michelle Lewin’s Bikini Butt Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Somehow I survived The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show without Photo Boy, so now's the part where you leave me the fuck alone and stare deeply into Michelle Lewin's butt until I make with a new 138 Water chick in the morning even though she won't handle a candle to… More »

Kourtney Kardashian’s Doing Naked Stuff Now

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Kourtney Kardashian might be 18 months pregnant, but Kim posed naked last month, and now it's her turn because Kris Jenner's bitches get dem asses out there and work that Internet corner and she don't want to hear nothin' about it. So here's Kourtney posing nude for… More »

That ‘Suicide Squad’ Movie With Jared Leto As The Joker Is Happening

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Yesterday, Warner Bros. confirmed in a press release that Jared Leto will play The Joker in the film version of Suicide Squad along with announcing the rest of the cast which includes: Will Smith as Deadshot ("BUT HE'S WHITE!" - The Internet soon) Margot Robbie… More »

The 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Now that we've seen Taylor Swift serenading a woman's butt and Chris Hansen's greatest sting yet, here's the rest of The 2014 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show featuring models I didn't have time to label, so it's on you to remember what their names are. They have feelings, you bastard! More »

And Now Taylor Swift Singing To Karlie Kloss’ Butt

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Last year, Jessica Hart said some shit about Taylor Swift "not fitting in" at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which is why this year Jessica was nowhere to be seen and NY Daily News reports it's Taylor's doing. Which seems like way too much power for Taylor… More »

Toddlers & Tiaras Meets Victoria’s Secret

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
Here's Ariana Grande performing at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show because what's sexier than watching a singing 12-year-old in linger- *waits to get tackled by Photo Boy, realizes he's on vacation, shrugs* - a singing 12-year-old in linger- *gets shot in the knee by Chris Hansen* THE SUPERFICIAL | About… More »

Stefanie Knight Wins The 138 Water Bikini Photos And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 3, 2014
- Cameron Diaz does Cosmo. [Lainey Gossip] - Are your eyes worthy enough to gaze upon the Gosling-Mendes Child? [Fishwrapper] - Rosario Dawson adopted a 12-year-old girl. How about a 34-year-old man-boy? Kids need siblings. [Dlisted] - Remember when Kate Upton's breasts were in zero gravity? Here are some… More »

Abigail Ratchford In Lingerie Is The Crap I Missed

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
Alright, folks, I've got a Victoria's Secret Fashion Show to manhandle by myself tonight - Wow, that came out wrong. But accurate. - so here are the Abigail Ratchford posing topless for Kandy pics making the rounds while I calculate how much alcohol I need to survive… More »

Cara Delevingne Seduced Kendall Into Bailing On Victoria’s Secret

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
It's been Kendall Jenner's dream to walk the Victoria's Secret runway, but on the eve of its London takeover, she took off across Europe with a drunk, panty flashing Cara Delevingne which is exactly what I would've done in her situation minus the part where they hung out with… More »

Scarlett Johansson Secretly Got Married Again If Anyone Gives A Shit

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
Because I'll use any excuse to post bikini photos, here are some words about Scarlett Johansson's secret wedding to that French guy who knocked her up, Radicchio Something. Via Page Six: A source tells Page Six, “Scarlett and Romain were married in a very intimate ceremony after… More »

Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 2, 2014
- Miley Cyrus and The Gropenator's son spent Thanksgiving together. [Lainey Gossip] - Wait, wait. Aubrey O'Day has a face? [Fishwrapper] - Scary Spice used to pick up MILFs before she met her husband. [Dlisted] - Girls In Excessively Tight Dresses [theCHIVE] - Emotional Support Pigs don't… More »

Anais Zanotti Is The Crap I Missed – Monday 12.1.14

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Alright, folks, normally this would be the part where Photo Boy drops The Crap We Missed on you, but he's in Mexico all week with Mrs. Photo Boy who I do not have a voodoo doll of. Who told you that? Anyway, here's Anais Zanotti doing yoga to put a nice… More »

Those Are Madonna’s Nipples

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
Here's posing Madonna posing topless for Interview who I'm going to assume were forced to make her nipples look like buttons on a battleship or else she'd shoot lightning at them from her goat staff. It's classic Madonna. "So, how do you want these to look?" "Like… More »

Emily Ratajkowski In Lingerie Is A Good Place To Start And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 1, 2014
- Cara Delevingne got drunk at Kate Hudson's house for Thanksgiving. Also, dancing. [Lainey Gossip] - Nick Cannon may have banged several Kardashians. [Fishwrapper] - Snooki got married this weekend. Remember Snooki? Me neither. [Dlisted] - This may be one of the best asses I've seen in a while. More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 26, 2014
- Eva Mendes will acknowledge some sort of lifeform fell out of her vagina now. [Lainey Gossip] - Tila Tequila is posting breastfeeding pics already. Where's the CDC? They need to see this. [Fishwrapper] - Michael Lohan married Jon Gosselin's sloppy seconds. Oh, good. [Dlisted] - I Dream of… More »

Ela Rose Topless in a Bikini is The Crap I Missed – Tuesday 11.25.14

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy It's been a long day filling in for Fish that contained two rape posts, one of which playfully suggested maybe everyone in Ferguson is knee-jerk crazy and took a swipe at football worship, so I'm going to find a bunker to hide in. But before I go, I… More »

Hopefully Lady Gaga Just Accidentally Pulled A Hannibal Buress

By: Photo Boy / November 25, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Remember Lady Gaga? Merkin Lady...ran around naked in the woods that time? Not ringing any bells? Well, she used to be a pop singer, but now she just does naked onstage costume changes, blows polka dot penises, and dry humps her backup dancers. Anyway,… More »

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