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Good Morning, Kristina Sofia, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 31, 2014
- China owns Captain America, too. Of course. [Lainey Gossip] - The key to Miley Cyrus' vagina is pizza onesies. Write that down. [Fishwrapper] - Chris Rock's divorce is already getting out of hand. [Dlisted] - David Duke will name more names if people don't leave Steve Scalise alone. More »

BEST OF 2014: Jennifer Lopez & Iggy Azalea’s Butts

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
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Giada De Laurentiis’ Breasts Are Single: Your Happy Post Of The Day

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
It's the holidays, so here's some shit to make you smile even though this little meter I'm looking at says all of you are staring into Jessie Nizewitz's baby chute right now. I literally don't have to do anything the rest of the day. 1. Giada De Laurentiis i… More »

BEST OF 2014: Jessie Nizewitz’s Gaping Vagina

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
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Good Morning, Jenna Chapple, And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
- I'm too lazy to write about Chris Rock's divorce, so here's a great rundown. [Lainey Gossip] - Farrah Abraham is dyeing her daughter's hair already. Good, good. That's healthy. [Fishwrapper] - Something about Kaley Cuoco and a nose job. [Dlisted] - Top Things That Bounce of The Year… More »

BEST OF 2014: Elisabetta Canalis Topless

By: The Superficial / December 30, 2014
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Chelsea Handler’s Topless On A Mountain Now

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
Here's Chelsea Handler continuing her quest to constantly show everyone her naked breasts because she's not on TV anymore. This time, she's topless on top of a mountain, and that's not even the ridiculous part. The ridiculous part is that "Chelsea Handler topless" has been our highest… More »

Christina Aguilera Called Mickey Mouse An ‘Asshole’ At Disneyland

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
Christina Aguilera celebrated her birthday at Disneyland a week before Christmas and allegedly flipped the fuck out when Mickey Mouse wasn't available to take a picture with her because grown ups do that. TMZ reports: Our theme park source tells us while ringing in her 34th b-day at Disney's California Adventure,… More »

BEST OF 2014: Rihanna’s Naked Under There

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
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Miley Cyrus’ Nipples Are Free. Again.

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
Miley Cyrus has been topless more times than I've seen a woman naked in real life, yet somehow her posting a topless photo of her nipples to Instagram is still a gigantic story that's already consumed half the Internet. Which is my entire business model, so no complaints here. More »

BEST OF 2014: Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Photos

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
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Heidi Klum’s Topless In This Post, Too

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
When I scheduled this morning's Topless Heidi Klum Best of 2014 post last week so I could do jackshit over the last four days, I had no idea that Heidi would also spend this past weekend sunbathing topless in St. Barts. And yet here we are, so if this is part… More »

Salma Hayek In A Bikini And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
- Helena Bonham Carter is single in case that means anything to you. [Lainey Gossip] - Eminem comes out of the closet in The Interview because it doesn't have enough hype. [Fishwrapper] - Idris Elba is aware you want him to be the next Bond. [Dlisted] - Red Lipstick… More »

BEST OF 2014: Heidi Klum Topless

By: The Superficial / December 29, 2014
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BEST OF 2014: Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014
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BEST OF 2014: Miley Cyrus’ Bangerz Tour

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014
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BEST OF 2014: Courtney Stodden Plays The Field

By: The Superficial / December 26, 2014
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Happy Holidays, Everybody!

By: The Superficial / December 24, 2014
Alright, folks, it's that time of the year again. We'll return Monday for a few days of light blogging, but look for the first three Best of 2014 posts to start rolling out on Friday. (I already put the runner-ups for January, February, and March under the… More »

Kat Torres Has The Holiday Spirit And Other News

By: The Superficial / December 23, 2014
- When Rihanna gets bored over the holidays, she starts Instagramming. [Lainey Gossip] - Miley Cyrus' artistic expression is golden showers now. [Fishwrapper] - Cristiano Ronaldo's statue is Hamm-esque. [Dlisted] - You Sure Do Look Good In That Ugly Christmas Sweater [theCHIVE] - Nobody's even trying to… More »

Lactating Mila Kunis Is The Best Mila Kunis

By: The Superficial / December 22, 2014
Mila Kunis gave birth barely two months ago, so here are 14 pics of her lactating breasts at Friday's night Lakers game that every one of us is going to stare at even though I just mentioned they're producing milk for an infant to drink. That shit's going in one eye… More »

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