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Heidi Montag: ‘Amanda Bynes Can Live With Me!’

By: The Superficial / November 7, 2014
After TMZ posted photos of Amanda Bynes sleeping inside a mall because she's essentially homeless now, Heidi Montag has graciously shoved her breasts into the press again and offered Amanda a place to stay. But if Heidi somehow thinks that's going to make the Internet start posting … More »

Rachel Bilson And That Douchebag Named Their Kid Briar Rose

By: Photo Boy / November 7, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen named their newborn daughter Briar Rose, but I'm still not sold on Hayden being the real father. I don't remember anything about how whining into the uterus fertilizes the egg from that Miracle of Life video we watched … More »

Sasquatch Butt In The Morning And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 7, 2014
- Selena Gomez made a music video about Justin Bieber. Goddammit. [Lainey Gossip] - Let the Cumberbaby rumors begin. [Dlisted] - Eminem looks like this now. [Fishwrapper] - Actual Statements Written In Patients’ Hospital Charts [theCHIVE] - There's a #ReaderGate now. [The Frisky] - Genevieve … More »

Ariana Grande Made A New Video

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2014
Ariana Grande performed at the CMA's last night, but I refuse to write about that on principle, so here's her new video for "Love Me Harder" because like I said underneath Margot Robbie's nipples, I'm trying to make this a happy day for everybody. In this case, … More »

Margot Robbie’s Nipples Will Lead Us Into The Light

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2014
So the past two weeks have been a soulcrushing smorgasbord of child molesters and the sloth-people who let them near their kids, and pretentious hipsters who think writing about their little sister's vagina is totes edgy, all capped off by me staring deep into a bottomless abyss … More »

Good Morning, Lisa Opie, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 6, 2014
- Marc Anthony got engaged to his model girlfriend. [Lainey Gossip] - I honestly forgot Shauna Sand was still out there. [Dlisted] - Kirk Cameron took his daughters to Jessa Duggar's wedding so they could basically learn that kissing before marriage is for sluts. Yup. [Fishwrapper] - Presenting The … More »

Katharine McPhee Is Here To Help

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014
After every Mama June Shannon post - and shit like this in West Virginia - I like to provide a palate cleanser so everyone doesn't shoot themselves in the copy room in a fit of depression. (RIP, Robin.) So here's Katharine McPhee's ass which I had no … More »

Jessica Chastain’s Probably Captain Marvel

By: Photo Boy / November 5, 2014
Posted by Photo Boy It's time for another round of 'Make Me Look Like An Ignorant Asshole,' a game Fish has been playing since our college days, but at least I now understand why he always offered to pay for the MD 20/20. "I heard the Peaches & Cream doesn't give you a hangover," he … More »

Good Morning, Kat Torres, And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014
- Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin are still fucking. [Lainey Gossip] - Stevie Wonder is having triplets. Yup. [Dlisted] - Goddamn, Kyra Santoro... [theCHIVE] - Amanda Seyfried almost lost roles because she was overweight? Amanda Seyfried? [Fishwrapper] - Dating Don’ts: The Worst (And Best) Ways To Break … More »

Jessica Biel Is Pregnant. For Real.

By: The Superficial / November 5, 2014
It seems like only six days ago I wrote a post about Jessica Biel being pregnant, and that's because I did because butt photos: whatever gets them on the site. But this time, there's an "official" announcement from Us Weekly, so now we can all sleep at night knowing … More »

Welp, The Democrats Just Lost

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
While it's pretty much a given that today's midterm elections will favor the Republicans because old, white people have nothing but time on their hands to vote, Kim Kardashian tweeting her support for Obama isn't helping. You can just go ahead and call the whole thing right now. Not to mention, … More »

Maitland Ward Meets Stan Lee And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 4, 2014
- Here's what Eva Mendes looks like after squeezing out a Baby Goose baby. [Lainey Gossip] - Taylor Swift pulled all of her songs off Spotify. [Dlisted] - The Ever-Elusive Downblouse [theCHIVE] - Will Smith basically stalks his wife. [Fishwrapper] - Kate Upton will start your Election … More »

That’s Kate Upton’s Butt

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
And now back to Celebrity's Underwear, Can I See Them? Here's Kate Upton's skirt flying up while she poses in front of a wind machine in Miami. Which, yes, is pretty anti-climactic after seeing her naked - *wipes SEO off chin* - but at the same time, the post … More »

Rihanna Will Make You Want To Bang Raphael Now

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
The right wing media is waging a horseshit campaign to paint Lena Dunham as a child molester, but before we get to that, let's look at Rihanna's tits painted like a Ninja Turtle because I'm almost positive this is the story on everyone's mind that will define us a … More »

It’s Heidi Klum’s Halloween Costume

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
Every Halloween Heidi Klum wears an overly elaborate costume as she's done each year (except for last when she merely revealed her true form) since Hitler summoned her from the demonic realm to vanquish his enemies and festoon the Fatherland with topless tittery. So here she is … More »

Kelly Brook’s Breasts Are The Devil And Other News

By: The Superficial / November 3, 2014
- Benedict Cumberbatch describes how Sherlock would fuck. Bring a change of underwear. [Lainey Gossip] - Olivier Martinez's punches ruined Gabriel Aubry's modeling career. -- I believe it. [Dlisted] - Sunday Is A Good Day For Lingerie [theCHIVE] - For the love of God, Tara Reid, please stop taking … More »

Jessica Biel’s Probably Pregnant

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
The biggest rumor going around right now is that Jessica Biel is probably pregnant which was only fueled more by the editor of InStyle publicly congratulating her on her "impending motherhood," and Justin Timberlake showing up to the amfAR Gala without her. On … More »

Good Morning, Vivica Mitra, And Other News

By: The Superficial / October 31, 2014
- Twas not Gwyneth who bowed to Justin Timberlake, but the other way around... [Lainey Gossip] - You're getting another Pee-wee Herman movie. [Dlisted] - Things That Bounce Thursday: Experience it again for the very first time. [theCHIVE] - Alessandra Ambrosio is naked. [tooFAB] - #GamerGate is … More »

Chelsea Handler’s Naked Breasts Have Declared War On Instagram

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
The last time Chelsea Handler showed everyone a naked breast, it was to promote her SiriusXM interview with Dave Grohl. This time she's doing it to fuck with Instagram. And possibly all of us. It is the Devil's Eve. Anyway, here's the caption for the first (Correction: SECOND) … More »

At Least Jenny McCarthy’s Breasts Aren’t Horribly Damaging Kids- Wait

By: The Superficial / October 30, 2014
Usually this is the part where I post T&A pics to rinse everybody's brains from the child-destroying garbage that came before it. It's a small service I provide for the community, but I don't like to brag about it. Except I kind of fucked up and forgot to leave out the … More »

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