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Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 26, 2015
Winter Soldier gymnast sex, Kanye West doesn't smile because of castles, JWoww's doomed kid, Rihanna's been banging Leo for years, and Emily Ratajkowski in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


The Crap We Missed Returns Monday, Here’s Nina Agdal To Tide You Over

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Nina Agdal poses in a bikini for Beach Bunny while I announce the triumphant return of The Crap We Missed that no one will read and still complain about because I mentioned Nina Agdal in a bikini, right? More »


Sansa Stark Is Your New Jean Grey

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
'Game of Thrones' star Sophie Turner has been cast as Jean Grey in 'X-Men: Apocalypse' along with Alexandra Shipp as Storm and Tye Sheridan as Cyclops. And now jokes about Bryan Singer's pool parties because low-hanging fruit is our specialty. More »


Melissa Benoist Is Your New Supergirl

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Melissa Benoist has been cast as Supergirl for a new CBS show that, surprise, is going to be a crime procedural. A crime procedural about Supergirl. Yup. More »


Good Morning, Adult Entertainment Expo, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 23, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow's new boyfriend, Brandi Glanville's accidental boob tweet, Kanye West apparently robbed an Office Max, and an Anastasia Ashley Ass Exclusive. Your morning links. More »


A Special Thanks

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Here's Cara Delevingne posing nude for John Hardy while I thank everyone for their hard work and feedback because I'm a soft bitch. More »


Olivia Munn’s Breasts Dare Challenge Gwyneth Paltrow?!

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Olivia Munn presented her cleavage in the presence of Gwyneth Paltrow. Will her mockery stand, or will they dine on vegan scones together beneath the religion shelf? I'm not going to actually answer that, but it seemed like something cool to say. So how about these excerpts? More »


Charlotte McKinney’s Naked In The New Carl’s Jr. Ad

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015
You know how hot chicks are always fucking guys who eat a lot of Carl's Jr. burgers? Naked Charlotte McKinney is no exception. More »


Gwyneth Paltrow’s Side Boob Won The ‘Mortdecai’ Premiere

By: Photo Boy / January 22, 2015
Gwyneth Paltrow knows a big opening weekend banks on partially exposed lady parts on the red carpet, or whatever distracts from Johnny Depp's 48 scarves, turquoise jewelry, and general odor. More »


Good Morning, Kennedy Summers, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 22, 2015
Tatiana Maslany might be in Star Wars, Miley Cyrus is licking things for AIDS, Hilary Swank's naked and Paris Hilton's banging 18-year-olds. Your morning links. More »


Hold Me, Abigail Ratchford

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Abigail Ratchford's giant breasts are getting invited to movie premieres now. This truly is the land of opportunity (for women with sexually attractive bodies under the age of 30). More »


Demi Lovato Flashed Her Panties To Wilmer Valderrama

By: Photo Boy / January 21, 2015
Demi Lovato flashed her panties in Wilmer Valderrama's car as they left Nick Jonas' CD release party, so imagine the worst night of your life, then multiply it by dick cancer. More »


Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Made A Book About Her Breasts

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kim Kardashian posted the cover of her selfie book to Instagram, and surprise, it's a picture of her giant breasts. Also, some business about a fur bikini. More »


Good Morning, Kayla Lewis, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 21, 2015
Kristen Stewart wants to do a Marvel movie, Photoshopped Wookiees, JLo's not a cougar, and Doutzen Kroes naked. The morning links. More »


Just As It Began With Amber Rose, So Shall It Continue

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Amber Rose in a bikini started the process, and so shall she continue it. Maybe this time without a top on. Who's to say? It might get freaky. More »


Iggy Azalea’s Ass Cheeks Are Here, Everything’s Gonna Be Alright

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Testing... Testing... Butt Cheeks... Butt Cheeks... Iggy Azalea Butt Cheeks... Testing... More »


Haha! You Have To Look At Paris Hilton All Morning

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Enjoy Paris Hilton's maybe-implants while we switch over to the new site which technically you're already looking at, but this post got lost, so just roll with it, alright? More »


Good Morning, Hethielly Beck, And Other News

By: The Superficial / January 20, 2015
Hethielly Beck poses for 138 Water (natch) in a bikini and your morning links. More »


Amber Rose’s Ass Is Your Constant

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
By the time you're reading this post, The Superficial should be getting ready to migrate to its new site, so I hope you enjoy staring into Amber Rose's b-hole for the next eight (or more) hours. More »


Lindsay Lohan’s Doing A Super Bowl Commercial

By: The Superficial / January 19, 2015
Lindsay Lohan once hit a baby while behind the wheel, so who better to be the face of car insurance than a prominent drug addict who's been arrested for DUI twice and one time with a hostage? Just don't ask her about full tort. She'll think you're talking about something else, and it's way too… More »


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