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Tereza Jelinkova Doing Bikini Things and More

Oh neat, she’s doing the flamingo thing! More »

Sinead O’Connor Is Not Doing So Hot

After posting a tearful Facebook video of her breaking down in the New Jersey motel she’s been living in, sources say she is now “safe” – so that’s good, I guess… More »

Bachelor in Paradise Is Punking America

It’s my duty as a cynical celebrity gossip blogger to call out shit like this when I see it because deep down, beneath all the underboobs and mean words about Aaron Carter, I care about you. More »

Jake Paul Will Be A Great Republican One Day

Does it suck to keep sucking when you suck and just wanna keep sucking the succulent suck out of your suck? I guess what I’m trying to say is that his new music video sucks… More »

Alessandra Ambrosio Looking at Her Butt and More News

Does it get annoying when your supermodel friends make you stop what you’re doing and take pictures of them all the time? I don’t care how attractive they are, that’d drive me cuh-cuh-crazy! More »

Chrissy Tiegen Wearing Something Very “Boobish” in Italy

Chrissy Teigen wins my “Carmen Sandiego Award” for best traveling bazoombas. More »

Anna Faris And Chris Pratt Split Because Everything Is A Lie

After eight years of marriage, Chris Pratt and Anna Faris are separating. Nobody threatened anyone with a fuel truck either, so it’s a bit sad. More »

Aaron Carter Was Obviously Bisexual, But Let’s Freak Out Anyway

This story will be over faster than your Uber driver will kick you out for playing “Aaron’s Party” on their stereo. More »

Xenia Van Der Woodsen Doing A Bikini Thing and More News

Look, I know she sounds like a villain from a sci-fi movie, but let’s just give her some credit for being really good at bikini things. That’s a thing, by the way. You can probably major in it at University of Central Florida. More »

Robert Pattinson Almost Jerked Off A Dog – HEYOO!

The Twilight star got really cozy with a dog for a scene in his new movie… like… really cozy. More »

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