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Good Morning, Kindly Myers Topless, And Other News

The Superficial | February 22, 2016 - 10:09 am

Leo actually whined, “When am I going to win?” [Lainey Gossip]

GOOP is preparing to transfer her soul into Apple’s body. [Dlisted]

Rihanna’s bronchitis magically disappeared. [TMZ]

Taylor Swift threw money at Kesha. [Newser]

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Stare At Samantha Hoopes For A Minute

The Superficial | February 19, 2016 - 12:03 pm

Samantha Hoopes is here to keep you company. More »


Who *Wouldn’t* Want To Watch A Sex Tape Starring These Two?

The Superficial | February 19, 2016 - 11:13 am

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna ain’t nothing but mammals. More »



Good Morning, Jessica Melody Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | February 19, 2016 - 9:33 am

Dolph Lundgren made a Kindergarten Cop 2? Wow… [Lainey Gossip]

Donald Trump fucked with the wrong Pope. [Dlisted]

Kylie Jenner has a grill now. [TMZ]

A Mary Poppins that hates America? Thanks, Obama. [Newser]

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Blake Lively’s Breasts Aren’t Kim & Kanye

The Superficial | February 18, 2016 - 1:40 pm

Blake Lively’s breasts came back for me. I mean, ew, these aren’t Hilary Duff. *clicks through every pic* More »


Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Divorce Papers Ready

The Superficial | February 18, 2016 - 12:50 pm

Kim Kardashian has to protect the brand. The pure, wholesome, started with a sex tape brand. More »



Good Morning, Topless 138 Water People, And Other News

The Superficial | February 18, 2016 - 10:01 am

Gwen Stefani is making songs about Blake Shelton now. [Lainey Gossip]

Yup, this Katy Perry story sounds legit. [Dlisted]

Manny Pacquaio advocates killing gays after Nike drops him. [TMZ]

Kanye’s GoFundMe page went well. [Newser]

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The 2016 SI Swimsuit VIP Event And Lindsey Vonn Doing Naked Pull-Ups

The Superficial | February 17, 2016 - 1:56 pm

Ashley Graham’s boobs are back while Lindsey Vonn does pull-ups in nude body paint. There’s something for everyone! Who’s attracted to women. I may have overshot this. More »


Dude, You’d Be All Over Ashley Graham, Shut The Fuck Up

The Superficial | February 17, 2016 - 12:03 pm

Seriously, you’re not fooling anyone. More »



Kaley Cuoco Is Banging Sam Hunt, Whoever The Hell That Is

The Superficial | February 17, 2016 - 10:42 am

Kaley Cuoco and Sam Hunt are probably a thing that’s happening. More »


Good Morning, Yenitza Munoz Topless, And Other News

The Superficial | February 17, 2016 - 9:41 am

Leo’s Red Carpet Rampage game nailed it. [Lainey Gossip]

Superman will talk about banging a 19-year-old now. [Dlisted]

Rihanna knew the sound at the Grammys was fucked and bailed. [TMZ]

David Bowie’s son wasn’t feeling Gaga. [Newser]

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The Grammys Crap We Missed

Photo Boy | February 16, 2016 - 3:00 pm

All of the Grammys and Grammy-related bullshit Fish couldn’t think of a dick joke for. It’s The Crap We Missed. More »



Hey, Jessica Simpson Wants You To Know She Banged Her Husband

The Superficial | February 16, 2016 - 2:15 pm

Jessica Simpson in a bikini wants you to hate Eric Johnson. More »


Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez Looked Like This At The Grammys

The Superficial | February 16, 2016 - 12:16 pm

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez owned the Grammys with their female organ part things. More »


Has Russell Wilson Tried Maybe Using A Different God?

The Superficial | February 16, 2016 - 11:24 am

Ciara looked like this at the Grammys in front of Russell Wilson who isn’t allowed to have sex with her because of Jesus and stuff. More »



Kat Dennings’ Breasts Go First

The Superficial | February 16, 2016 - 10:08 am

Good Morning, Dalia Elliott Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | February 16, 2016 - 9:00 am

Aziz Ansari might be banging Jennifer Lawrence. Holy shit. [Lainey Gossip]

Alec Baldwin wants to murder the shit out of Harvey Levin. [Dlisted]

Bella Thorne bikini photos. [TMZ]

Let the Obama killed Scalia conspiracy theories begin. [Newser]

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It’s The 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Covers

The Superficial | February 15, 2016 - 12:10 pm

Hailey Clauson, Ashley Graham, and Ronda Rousey are your 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit covers. More »



Katy Perry Wore This And Other News

The Superficial | February 15, 2016 - 10:17 am

Batfleck and Superman look awkward as fuck. [Lainey Gossip]

Davey Havok is the lead singer of No Doubt now? WTF? [Dlisted]

Does mogul mean diabetic piggy bank? [TMZ]

Bill Clinton should probably stop talking. [Newser]

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Okay, Maybe Gwyneth Paltrow Has The Ass Of A 22-Year-Old Stripper

The Superficial | February 12, 2016 - 12:18 pm

Gwyneth Paltrow’s butt did a photo shoot. More »


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