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That’s Selena Gomez’s Camel Toe

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Apparently Selena Gomez gained all of her weight in the vagina. Neat. More »


BREAKING: Courteney Cox’s Breasts Still Look Like This

By: Photo Boy / April 21, 2015

Monica still looks like this and ‘Friends’ references are still totally cool to use, which I confirmed it in an AIM chat room. More »


Miley Cyrus Is Single Again

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have called it quits leaving her free to bang Justin Bieber and create a time paradox that destroys us all. More »


The Olsen Twins Might Actually Do The New Full House Show

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen might appear in the Full House reunion show Fuller House, so clearly they’ve run out of money. More »


Good Morning, Katie Cassidy Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 21, 2015

Johnny Depp is missing, Joe Jonas is a gay drug demon, Calvin Harris is allergic to Taylor Swift’s cat, hookers endorse Hillary Clinton, and Heather Locklear in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


Ariana Grande & Big Sean Broke Up

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Ariana Grande and Big Sean broke up. For real this time. Maybe. More »


Christina Aguilera Might Have Butt Implants

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

The Internet thinks Christina Aguilera got butt implants, and I’m not about to look a gift horse in the ass-mouth. More »


Kelly Brook’s Breasts At Coachella Is An Oasis Between Nerd Posts

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Kelly Brook’s breasts at Coachella are all you need to know about Weekend 2. In fact, the location isn’t even important. I don’t know why I mentioned it. More »


Good Morning, Blake Lively’s Breasts, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 20, 2015

Josh Hartnett regrets turning down Christopher Nolan, Bobby Brown says Bobbi Kristina is awake, Miley Cyrus’ is still putting stickers on her nipples, and Nicole Trunfio’s giant breasts in a bikini. Your morning links. More »


Selena Gomez Read What You Said About Her Bikini Photos

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Selena Gomez responds to online criticism of her latest bikini photos. More »


Chicken Made Gwyneth Paltrow Quit The Food Stamp Challenge

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Gwyneth Paltrow claims she quit four days into her Food Bank Challenge because of chicken. Chicken made her do it. More »


Good Morning, Emma Slater’s Legs, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 17, 2015

Justin Timberlake’s mom is pimping his kid, Britt McHenry gets suspended from ESPN, badass mom livetweets her son’s abstinence only class, and Courtney Stodden topless. Your morning links. More »


This Is Selena Gomez In A Bikini

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

This post has photos of Selena Gomez in a bikini. If you’re expecting more than that information, you will be disappointed. More »


Martha Stewart Wrote About Kim Kardashian For TIME

By: Photo Boy / April 16, 2015

Martha Stewart is Hindu? Yep, that was a cow worship joke, and it only gets worse inside. More »


Sofia Vergara’s Ex-Fiance Wants Her Fertilized Eggs, Dammit

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

Sofia Vergara’s ex Nick Loeb wants to use her fertilized eggs to have a baby and is suing her for it because none of this is creepy. More »


Good Morning, Shelly Scholten Bikini Photos, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 16, 2015

Charlie Hunnam as King Arthur (Why?!), V. Stiviano has to return everything she sucked out of Donald Sterling, Bill O’Reilly thinks Christians are being ‘verbally murdered,’ and Kendall Jenner topless in GQ. Your morning links. More »


I Forgot To Post Chrissy Teigen’s Breasts And That Is A Crime

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2015

Chrissy Teigen’s breasts should’ve been on here yesterday. I will now fall on my sword. More »


Charlotte McKinney Nude Photos Leaked Online (Allegedly)

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2015

Alleged nude photos of Charlotte McKinney have leaked online which I ruin by confirming she’s dating Stephen Dorff. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions. More »


Good Morning, Stefanie Knight Topless, And Other News

By: The Superficial / April 15, 2015

Blake Lively continues her transformation into GOOP Jr., Jennifer Lopez does crotch shots now, that Dennis Quaid video was a stunt, and the lost Madonna nudes. Your morning links. More »


Farrah Abraham Wants To Be A Plastic Surgeon, Porn Star Farrah Abraham

By: The Superficial / April 14, 2015

Farrah Abraham wants to be a plastic surgeon because apparently scripted anal sex with James Deen qualifies you for that. Who knew? More »


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