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Nicole Kidman Wants Us To Support Trump. Nah, I’ll Pass.

Nicole Kidman has been your asshole uncle under all that botox this whole time. More »


Here’s Bella Hadid Trying To Compete With Selena Gomez

Bella Hadid isn’t going to let Selena Gomez’s thong go unchallenged. More »


BREAKING: The Hair Above Kylie Jenner’s Implants Is Blonde

Kylie Jenner has a different hair color. THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING. More »


Joseph Fiennes’ Michael Jackson Was Taken Out Back And Shot

Sky Arts has cancelled the Michael Jackson episode of ‘Urban Myths’ starring Joseph Fiennes as a goddamn nightmare. More »


Good Morning, Lisa Opie Swimsuit Photos, And Other News

A Dumbo remake starring Will Smith? WTF? [Lainey Gossip]

Drake and JLo are selling this hard. [Dlisted]

Robin Thicke is the kind of douche that spanks his kid. [TMZ]

The DOJ is going after Comey. Fucking. Finally. [Newser]

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It’s Safe For Kim Kardashian To Make Money Again, Hurray!

Kim Kardashian feels safe to fly to Dubai now. Just like that. More »


Charlie Sheen Called Rihanna A ‘Bitch’ On Live Television

Charlie Sheen is still an insufferable asshole, so in terms of America’s tolerance for that sort of thing, he’s our king now, right? More »


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