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The Warren Beatty Old Man Troll Bonanza A.K.A. The Oscars

In which I cover the two things you need to know about the Oscars, and no, that isn’t a joke about Salma Hayek’s boobs. (Or is it? I don’t even know anymore.) More »


Amy Adams Gets Her Own Oscars Post

Amy Adams went through some shit last night, but did you see the ending of Arrival? Sonofabitch. More »


Let’s Take A Breather With Kate Bock’s Swimsuit Video

Kate Bock is here to make it all better. For at least two minutes. More »


Nobody Tell Kim Kardashian Sauna Suits Are Bullshit, Shut Up

Kim Kardashian just needs to lose, like, seven pounds, you guys. It’s totally safe. (Don’t ruin this. Don’t you ruin this.) More »


Daisy Lea In A Bikini And Other News

Alien: Covenant has a prologue film thingy. [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber just gave Donald Trump a weird boner. [Dlisted]

Beyonce bails on Coachella. [TMZ]

Tigers playing with a drone aren’t politics. You’re welcome. [Newser]

Your morning links. … More »


Julian Assange’s Penis Turned Pamela Anderson Into An MRA

Pamela Anderson probably has sex with Julian Assange, and now she wants to be an advocate for men “falsely accused of rape.” What a coincidence! More »


Father Of Madonna’s Adopted Twins Wants Them Back, Here We Go

The biological father of Madonna’s recently adopted twins claims he was tricked. This seems to be a pattern. More »


Justin Verlander Isn’t Sexing Kate Upton Enough

I’ve played baseball, and there’s no way that’s better than giant boobs. No way in hell. More »


Jenna Jameson Just Earned Herself A Cabinet Position

Dumb words fell out of Jenna Jameson’s wang trap about Milo and Muslims. More »


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