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This Is Some Hunger Games Type Shit: The 2016 MET Gala

The Superficial | May 3, 2016 - 11:30 am

Here’s the rest of The 2016 MET Gala. I have no fucking clue. More »


We Don’t Need Kim Kardashian Anymore, The Kim Model Is Obsolete

The Superficial | May 3, 2016 - 10:45 am

Kim Kardashian should probably stop being at the same place as Kylie Jenner. More »


Kate Upton Is Engaged

The Superficial | May 3, 2016 - 10:00 am

Kate Upton is going to marry that dude whose dick you definitely saw. More »



Good Morning, Charlotte McKinney’s Boobs, And Other News

The Superficial | May 3, 2016 - 9:00 am

Why is Kate Hudson still banging Nick Jonas? [Lainey Gossip]

Carly Fiorina has to be loving life right now. [Dlisted]

Kim Kardashian is wearing Nicole Brown-Simpson’s jewelry now. [TMZ]

What is up, Hunter King? [Egotastic]

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A Blac Chyna Sex Tape Is Coming

The Superficial | May 2, 2016 - 1:24 pm

There’s a Blac Chyna sex tape floating around, but not with Rob Kardashian in it. More »


Amy Schumer Will Still Take Selfies With You If You’re Not A Dick

The Superficial | May 2, 2016 - 11:00 am

If Amy Schumer won’t take a selfie with you, maybe don’t say you own her like property. More »



Check Out All These Fancy Bitches Eating Dinner With The President

The Superficial | May 2, 2016 - 10:00 am

The White House Correspondents’ Dinner was last night. Here are all the famous people that went there because Obama watches their TV shows. More »


Good Morning, Angelica Bridges Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | May 2, 2016 - 8:30 am

This is what Emma Stone needs that ass for. [Lainey Gossip]

Just Bradley Cooper with Lady Gaga on a motorcycle. NBD. [Dlisted]

Ray Rice’s wife is pregnant. This should end well. [TMZ]

Those are Ireland Baldwin’s nipples. [Egotastic]

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Kylie Jenner Is, Like, Totally A Feminist, You Guys

The Superficial | April 29, 2016 - 12:38 pm

Kylie Jenner is an inspiration. For realz. More »



John Stamos Wants To Give Margot Robbie ‘The Stamos Straddler’

The Superficial | April 29, 2016 - 11:53 am

John Stamos wants to give Margot Robbie the ol’ Greek yogurt, and why do I write this shit? Why?! More »


Sex Robot To Play Lara Croft Instead Of Hot Jedi

The Superficial | April 29, 2016 - 11:10 am

Alicia Vikander is your new Lara Croft. More »


Good Morning, Shea Marie & Caroline Vreeland, And Other News

Photo Boy | April 29, 2016 - 10:19 am

Iggy Azalea is still saying stupid shit about Beyonce. [Lainey Gossip]

Future First Lady Melania Trump’s beauty is all natural. [Dlisted]

Lil Wayne has “no respek” for Birdman? I have no fucking clue. [TMZ]

Agent 13 in a bikini, anyone? [Egotastic]

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Who The Hell Is Ryan Newman? You Guys Are Killing Me

The Superficial | April 28, 2016 - 1:30 pm

Some Ryan Newman chick turned 18. What another beautiful day to be an old pervert on the Internet. More »


So Jessica Simpson Is Broke

The Superficial | April 28, 2016 - 11:22 am

Jessica Simpson makes Budget rental car commercials now. More »


Good Morning, Yasmine Soofi Bikini Photos, And Other News

The Superficial | April 28, 2016 - 9:37 am

Mario Batali served Aziz Ansari some bullshit. [Lainey Gossip]

Leonardo DiCaprio is still banging this. [Dlisted]

Percocet killed Prince not secret AIDS. [TMZ]

Kylie Jenner in a bikini. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »



Iggy Azalea: ‘Becky’ Is Racist Against White Girls Who Give Head

The Superficial | April 27, 2016 - 1:17 pm

Iggy Azalea thinks Beyonce would ever talk about her. Hahaha! More »


Elizabeth Olsen’s Breasts Won The Civil War, The Whole Thing

The Superficial | April 27, 2016 - 12:01 pm

Elizabeth Olsen is still the hottest Olsen. Of all time. More »


Hethielly Beck & Camila Ranaya In Bikinis And Other News

The Superficial | April 27, 2016 - 9:41 am

Apparently I’d bang Rita Repulsa now. [Lainey Gossip]

LeAnn Rimes’ ex knows John Travolta. You do the math. [Dlisted]

Predator Britney used to sleep in parked cars. [TMZ]

Nina Agdal braless in New York. [Egotastic]

Your morning links. … More »



Pamela Anderson Will Be In ‘Baywatch’ In Case You Didn’t See That Coming

The Superficial | April 26, 2016 - 1:00 pm

Pamela Anderson’s inevitable Baywatch cameo is here. More »


Kanye West Made That Wedding All About Him, Too, Oh Good

The Superficial | April 26, 2016 - 12:01 pm

Kanye West interrupted a toast just like that time on TV! More »


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