1. Deacon Jones

    “You….you’re..never going to lose that double-chin are you? That’s it, IM FUCKING DONE!”

  2. “Did you put the heavy stuff on the bottom?”
    “Did your mouth come with an off switch?”
    “Nothing. I love you and tolerate your ugly ass outfit.”

  3. “Remember when we had sex?”
    “Yeah. That was fun… Bye!”
    And then he was off, faster than a speeding bullet.

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