I’d love to get my hands on those tits

Damn it, Fish! I just succeeded in forgetting these two wastes of flesh existed…why did you have to go and start talking about them again?

On a similar note, what the fuck happened to Heidi…I mean, she was never all that much of a looker, but at least I could stand to look at her. She looks fucking terrible in these pictures; like someone hit her in the face with a tire iron two or three times, only without the bruising.

Ummm….is she carrying a glass dildo there? (Pretty sure she is…and it looks like it actually has balls.)

Not that you could blame her, I guess, since the alternative is skin beard. *shrug*

her face is a disaster. at least her face looked normal pre-op. now it just looks all plastic and immobile.

Some girls do not need makeup.
Some girls can pull off a more natural shade like what Heidi’s wearing now.
Unfortunately Heidi needs makeup or else she looks like a bare Barbi before they paint on her face.
Much like her personality and body, she cannot pull off natural at this point.

Will she ever be able to smile correctly? She looks like she’s still recovering from the surgery she got!

A dildo cleverly disguised as a purse handle! Why didn’t I think of that?

I think she looks great, just lose that shaggy douche bag and she would be just fine, weird and plastic, but so is Pamela Anderson.