Someone needs to give her a lesson in how to apply sunscreen. I blame the tits. I bet they’re always in the way. It’s like putting oversized wheels on a car. It sure was a good idea at the time, but now they’re just one big fucking hassle every day.
not so bad
What the fuck is on her nose?!
I’ve been wondering this for so long.
I would LOVE to be her shrink…
I can’t get a boner for chicks with huge fake boobs. Yuck.
Commenting as a Guest. Sign in or Join.
Despite revering the late Dr. Frank Ryan as a man who "changed the world" by giving her stupid huge breasts after scooping out her back, Heidi Montag is now regretting her metamorphosis.
Sign in with Facebook