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“You’re a plastic barbie bitch, Heidi!” -Person taking picture
“Look at all these fucks I give!” -Heidi
Does she still have butt implants?
She’s got a Kenneth Parcell thing happening in the face.
Not gonna lie, I’d hit it.
Lately, it’s just been pics of Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera and Amanda Bynes. ‘Nuff to make even Jon Hamm’s penis shrink.
Does the fact that an anonymous person on the internet would have sex with her in some way validate her worth as a human being?
I mean, you’re still going to strangle her afterwards, right?
Not gonna lie, I’d hit it.
Lately, it’s just been pics of Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Christina Aguilera and Amanda Bynes. ‘Nuff to make even Jon Hamm’s penis shrink.
Photographer : Did anyone take their meds today?
Heidi : I did! I did!
All that money spent on surgeries but couldn’t afford a little botox? Dayum!
For someone who’s been spending a lot of time recently stating how much she regrets her plastic surgery, her boobs look larger than ever before.
-”Heidi do you know how to swim?”
-”No, but I know how to float!”
Seen here performing her “two gifts, one talent” show…
If she were smart, these would be in black and white and be taken by Terry Richardson.
“Spencer says if I walk around and act like Kim Kardashian, then I will make money again. Is this how she does it?”
A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is the famous Mister Ed., or Ms. Montag
does anyone else notice how incredibly awkward she looks in every “pose”