On the wrong side of 40, and annoying as shit whenever she opens her mouth, but I have to appreciate her for letting the girls out for us to enjoy.
It looks like her kids sucked all the meat right out of those puppies.
Did you notice how big those retarded niglets got?
Well, huh…..there ya go.
I can’t see anything past the gaping bear rectum in the background.
Haha. You beat me to it.
Really ,how does a bear carcass lie on a beach in fucken Mexico. Bears party 24/7 in Spring in Cancun ?
That is FNG fabulous!! I said WHAT?!? Sure enough there it was…..
Not pictured: Seal, sitting in a darkened room, turning a light on and off, on and off…
Well at least we know they’re real and not plastic. Kudos to her for that.
And brickbats for engaging in bestiality with a hideous moolie.
Sorry, but I remember when her tits could stop a traffic.
Time is a cruel bastard. Hate me, but honestly I’d pass.
Not worth taking the shit that comes out of her mouth…
like would ever have the chance
I feel like I bought something from Amazon and it looks nothing like the pictures…
This is why I firmly believe that as you age you shouldn’t aim to be super skinny. It just doesn’t look that great post-35. Look at Monica Bellucci, she’s aging much better than many people.
She still looks great. I’d get in dat ass.
Be careful, you might literally find yourself IN that ass.
Heidi still has a great body, nice ass and fantastic Boob’s Would take Heidi with her nice natural boobs over the younger female entertainers with their big fake plastic boobs any day.
No, her huge ass doesn’t match her skinny body. However, her jungle lovers like it that way.
Seriously, how does this chick make impressive cleavage with these raisins???
Wonder bras are vunderful
Even though she is being older in these picture I feel I am still making the masturbation.
If there’s anything akin to comic “timing” in comment sections, this nick+comment combo is as close to Patton Oswalt as we’re likely to get. Bravo, sir!
are those track marks in her elbow?
come wit me young one.. we drink the blood yuice
I never wanna see a woman’s clavicle. Way too skinny. Bad abs too.
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Heidi Klum and Vito Schnabel in Tulum, Mexico. (April 15, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI