Heidi Klum at The 19th MTV Europe Music Awards in Frankfurt, Germany. (November 11, 2012) -Photo: Getty, Splash News, WENN
“Mmm…smooth. My ex-husband Seal—you know how his face is all cratered? His ass, too.” (Except in German.)
European MTV has hot German moms spanking firm, young asses. American MTV has Teem Moms who didn’t get spanked enough. That seems fair.
There’s a lot of wisdom in that statement.
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