In my imagination this is what Nicole Eggert was supposed to look like as she aged, not like the beached seal we see in Splash.
Is it me, or does it seem like Nick Nolte is everywhere!
“Hey, there’s somebody over there with a camera that hasn’t seen your tit or asscrack!”
I don’t know what’s sadder – the fact that the media only cares about her nip slip not that she saved her family like a real hero, or that the people taking the pictures didn’t even help her.
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