1. first

    first! indeed.

  2. Parker

    Ass Monday doesn’t have to be perfect. This will do fine. Coco was sort of taking it to the limit–I don’t think it would be physically possible to navigate that ass even with hydraulic assistance–but Heather’s ass would happily welcome my weiner. I think Kim’s would too but it would require a lot of preparation and a Jaws of Life. Let’s let every Monday be Ass Monday.

  3. This woman is 40 years old, you know how much is that? Two more than Sofia Vergara, that’s how much.

  4. stings

    Damn Heather has really let herself go! She’s still pretty but her body needs some serious exercise.

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