Five finger discount anyone?

lady gaga set the tone on the clam stretchy pants thing. but she did it by necessity to try to prove she isn’t a guy (jury still deliberating). miley’s doing it to copycat lady gaga without realizing that nobody has ever speculated about whether or not she has a vagina. we know already. and yes, we also know you’re still on the rebel-against-disney-when-you-become-a-teenager conveyor belt.

finger licking good