1. Tiggles

    “Look, I said I give my kids junk food, so I’m just like you Americans. I said Kim K is my fat friend, so you fatties have to like me now. And, Beyonce is my black friend, which is a holy-grail type validation of me as a white liberal, and you colored people have to like me now too. Enough, already, right? Just buy my lifestyle brand, you tedious proletariat masses. God, I feel so dirty now!”

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