Gwyneth Paltrow at the premiere of 'Thanks For Sharing' in Hollywood. (September 16, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Splash News, WENN
“Gwyneth! What do you have to say about being a careless shithead mom who drove her kid out in front of a bus?”
“Uhm . . . hairy vagina?”
In her defense, she probably thought her enormous bush would cushion the children in any accident.
“Hi, Im Gwyneth. I drink my own urine!”
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