1. Tiggles

    “Hey everybody! Have I mentioned yet today that Jay-Z and Beyonce are my black friends? Once I was the whitest white girl ever, but their earthy negro magic has Bagger Vanced me into an honorary black person! In fact, I’m now recording an album of plantation spiritual songs, just like my people sang back during the slavery days. I’ll sing you the first track – ‘Day-oh, day-ay-oh! Daylight come and me wanna go home!’”

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