1. Mistress Eva

    Rattlesnake venom is natural, too. The idea that “anything natural can’t be bad for you” is sooooooo, SOOOOOO dumb.

  2. I’ve always wanted a shapeless shirt that makes my armpits look fluffy. Soooo jealous right now.

    • Remember how Gwyneth boasted that before she was forced to shave her crotch, she loved the “natural” ’70′s look of long, flowing public hair?

      Let’s just say she bleaches and starches elsewhere.

  3. lola

    Im going to stock up on some morphine, which is made from poppies, now that I know anything natural is not bad for you.

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