“Ballad of the GOOP Beret,” from the trenches of the mommy wars:
Fighting GOOPster from the sky
Eat canned cheese, she’d rather die
More enlightened than you, you’ll hear her say
The brave Gwynny of the GOOP Beret
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Gwyneth Paltrow makes an appearance at her GOOP Pop-Up Shop in Los Angeles. (May 6, 2014)