Gwyneth Paltrow leaves the May Fair Hotel in London, England. (January 20, 2011)
What’s in the box, Somerset? What’s in the BOX?!?!
Madame, while you’re exiting the car, may I introduce you to my version of Goop?
I think I see a little clitty-clitty bump-bump! Teehee!
Douche Bag Armenian paparazzi. Perhaps they should concentrate more on grooming their uni-brows than trying to snap cooch-shots from women exiting cars.
You know you’re a Douche Bag Armenian…
– IF your rims cost more than your house
– If you wear Lofers
– If your welfare check is bigger than your car payments
– If You wear 4 or 5 stripe adidas, better known as Badidas
– If you have one eyebrow
– If you think you’re in some Armenian Mafia
– If you think everyone’s name is “Ara”
– If your armpits smell like basterma
– if your beamer’s liscense plate says Davo em apeh
– If you have an illegal cell phone from North Hollywood
– If what you’re reading is on a stolen/bought or at good guys computer
– If the ONLY way you can become famous is by letting some half-baked black
dude pee on you in a “stolen” sex tape that “somehow” gets leaked out to the
What is it with Armenia ? Are from Turkey ?
If you say “hey bro want to buy pager bro” living in 2011
Britney? I dunno, she’s still missing the Frappuccino in one hand, the two kids falling out of the other, the crazy eyes, and lack of underwear.
So THATS where Apples come from!
I suddenly have the urge to write some incredibly lame yet nonetheless popular emo-based piano pop tune. I don’t know why.
The woman needs to learn how to get out of the car like a proper starlet: NO UNDERWEAR.
oh yeah i’d eat that shit right up & then barf it straight back into her mouth & then…
Gimme gimme gimme, I need, I need, I need!
i feel 13 again.
I want to munch….
I seriously thought that was her cunt for a good 9 seconds.
I could eat a peach
good no poop stains!
Or blood stains.
just fuck off pervs. total loser site.
she knows what she’s doing in the pic.you can get out of a car without showing your cunt. that’s why she not looking at the camera.she want everyone to see she can act trashy too
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