“Hey everybody, I bought my way onto a magazine cover! Everybody likes someone pretty, and the cover says I’m pretty, so now everyone has to like me, right? Its even People magazine, so now people have to like me.
Okay then, now my recipe for organic tofu bran muffins with caraway seed. They only cost $12 each to make! Did someone just say ‘fuck you’?”
There’s two things wrong with this pic. One, she has on a bra and two, it’s Gweneth Paltrow.
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