“This was a white dress when I left home, but the three hoagies I had in the limo had mustard on them.”
A hoagie never has mustard. Ever.
“This is my ‘come hither’ look!”
“Please Ms. Dunham, I’m a married and just here for photography.”
“Not you, idiot! I mean the burrito truck parked two blocks west.”
Now THAT wouldn’t be bad if she had some tits to go with the whole thing…
meh… probably would do… may have already.
All she’s missing is the kitchen and crew to shoot that Jimmy Dean breakfast ad.
Why the fuck would she wear that dress? It’s just bad for her in every way possible.
Better get used to it, Gentlemen; she is the future of young Hollywood. Actor, writer, director, producer. Gonna see a LOT more of this…
SNOO SNOO STOMP ON YOU GARGGGHGARBLE
Christ that’s fucking nasty
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Celebrity arrivals to The 71th Annual Golden Globe Awards in Los Angeles. (January 12, 2014) -Photo: Getty