superficial

  1. is her head getting larger?

  2. papastryfe

    Rihanna called, she wants her forehead back.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    My math may be off, but based on her regular height, the heels she’s wearing with this dress must be 46 inches long.

  4. coljack

    Her stylists: “We know you’re short, so we thought we’d help you out by creating a hairstyle that makes your head huge and by choosing a dress that makes the lower half of your body appear puny. You’ll look a little ridiculous but certain Polynesian cultures will worship you as a simple of fertility.”

  5. Beer for thought

    Yuck, she looks terrible

  6. She looks like the daughter of Neelix and Kess from Star Trek Voyager.

  7. tlmck

    I thought Smurfs were blue.

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