SAT, Section VI: Comedy Aptitude
1. Choose the correct caption punch-line:
a. “Mamma Mia! That’s some spicy meatballs!”
b. “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
c. “Not only was I engorged, but I only produced ricotta until my daughter was a year old.”
d. Jon Hamm sighting
Maria’s Ass > Giada’s cleavage
Maria’s ass > Almost all things in existence.
Tough call…remember, Giada is cuter than a speckled pup, has perfect tits, probably has more money than Satan, and can cook the best-tasting stuff in the world. But then you have Maria’s ass…
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