1. Deacon Jones

    “Where’d you get your boots?”

    “A&F… And you?”

    “I had them removed from a corpse they found in the mud bogs of Ireland. They’re priceless. Want to go home with me?”

  2. Homonyms – A Practical Course:

    He kneed her vagina.
    He needs her vagina.
    He kneads her vagina.

  3. mbcl

    “d’ya wanna knock boots?”

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