I’ve always wanted to masturbate to completion on a hot chick from a third-story balcony… I suppose this’ll have to do.
Living the dream, hey?
Make sure to aim for the boobie goal posts.
you’re retarded …
The Scarlet Witch is hot; Elizabeth Olsen isn’t too bad to look at; yet somehow Joss Whedon fucked up both and made the movie version of the Scarlet Witch a homeless hipster?
“Heya Thor, whatcha doing up there?”
“Uh, I’m polishing my hammer….”
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