Looks like Santa has a coke and whore problem…
I’m not sure I’d call it a problem, per se.
Yes, he does. He likes to gift a lot of coke to a lot of his whores. It’s what he does on the other 364 days of the year.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think we just found the map to Dryland.
If Gilberator got a dollar for every thumbs-up for this post, that would be more money than Universal saw in profits from Waterworld.
More proof that cash is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all.
“See this ring? Topaz, my mother’s birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?”
“Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it? ”
“Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring. “
If this is what I’d have to fuck to make golddigger bucks, I’ll die poor, thanks.
i need to know who this dude is. Anybody?
oops. duh. Gianluca Vacchi.
Mr. Gianluca Vacchi serves as the President of SEA Società Europea Autocaravan S.p.A. Mr. Vacchi has been a Director of I.M.A. Industria Macchine Automatiche SpA (IMA) since January 28, 2010 and Tesmec S.p.A. since February 23, 2010. He serves as a Director of Fin Vacchi Finanziaria Vacchi S.p.A. He serves as a Member of the Board of Directors of several investment companies such as GV Finanziaria S.r.l., Eleven Finanziaria S.r.l. and 3T Finanziaria S.p.A. He is an entrepreneur and Financier. He graduated in Business and Economics from the Alma Mater Studiorum University in Bologna.
Michelle Rodriguez fucks him. AND HE’S 45 YEARS OLD.
It’s not the age…it’s the mileage.
I’d pegged him for 65+ so when I read that he’s 45 I was somewhat .. taken aback.
This picture is fantastic
Good thing he’s got that gold cuff on – or else this outfit would look fucking stupid.
It looks like Kanye got a sever case of Progeria and Vitiligo and fell asleep on a beach for a few days.
“It’s a trap!”
If you’re not an anon, that means “gosh, I think that’s a very convincing lady boy and I believe later on that oddly dressed man will be acting out *that* scene from The Crying Game.”
Stay Thirsty My Friends.
How much more nauseating can he make himself look? There is not enough gold in Fort Knox for me to fuck him.
I recognize dude from the Hunger Games!
Is that an earring hanging off his beard?
You know I tried to come up with something funny to say about this picture but nothing is more hilarious than the picture itself. Lookin’ good Wobbly Headed Tan Guy.
The most interesting man in the world?
Nah, just his brother. The tatts are the giveaway. Inherently interesting people don’t plaster themselves with look-at-me devices.
“I don’t always wear underwear but when I do i wear Depends”
The man in the silver dress to the right is very interesting to me!
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Celebrities celebrate Fawaz Gruosi's 60th birthday at The Billionaire Club in Sardinia. (August 8, 2012)
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