superficial

  1. cam

    WTF?!

  2. CptCreep

    Looks like Santa has a coke and whore problem…

  3. Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think we just found the map to Dryland.

  4. Cock Dr

    More proof that cash is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all.

  5. “See this ring? Topaz, my mother’s birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?”

    “Where?”

    “Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it? ”

    “Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring. “

  6. If this is what I’d have to fuck to make golddigger bucks, I’ll die poor, thanks.

  7. Who is he????

    i need to know who this dude is. Anybody?

    • Who is he????

      oops. duh. Gianluca Vacchi.

    • Mr. Gianluca Vacchi serves as the President of SEA Società Europea Autocaravan S.p.A. Mr. Vacchi has been a Director of I.M.A. Industria Macchine Automatiche SpA (IMA) since January 28, 2010 and Tesmec S.p.A. since February 23, 2010. He serves as a Director of Fin Vacchi Finanziaria Vacchi S.p.A. He serves as a Member of the Board of Directors of several investment companies such as GV Finanziaria S.r.l., Eleven Finanziaria S.r.l. and 3T Finanziaria S.p.A. He is an entrepreneur and Financier. He graduated in Business and Economics from the Alma Mater Studiorum University in Bologna.

      Michelle Rodriguez fucks him. AND HE’S 45 YEARS OLD.

  8. mismy

    This picture is fantastic

  9. YoMamma

    Good thing he’s got that gold cuff on – or else this outfit would look fucking stupid.

  10. rantatonne

    It looks like Kanye got a sever case of Progeria and Vitiligo and fell asleep on a beach for a few days.

  11. “It’s a trap!”

    • If you’re not an anon, that means “gosh, I think that’s a very convincing lady boy and I believe later on that oddly dressed man will be acting out *that* scene from The Crying Game.”

  12. Buddy The Elf

    Stay Thirsty My Friends.

  13. missyS

    How much more nauseating can he make himself look? There is not enough gold in Fort Knox for me to fuck him.

  14. Scott Walker

    I recognize dude from the Hunger Games!

  15. cp3

    Is that an earring hanging off his beard?

  16. Miss Moppet

    You know I tried to come up with something funny to say about this picture but nothing is more hilarious than the picture itself. Lookin’ good Wobbly Headed Tan Guy.

  17. El Jefe

    The most interesting man in the world?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      Nah, just his brother. The tatts are the giveaway. Inherently interesting people don’t plaster themselves with look-at-me devices.

  18. mbcl

    “I don’t always wear underwear but when I do i wear Depends”

  19. Billebuoy

    The man in the silver dress to the right is very interesting to me!

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