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FYI: Those balloons say, “I’m sexy and I know it!”
“Now Grandpa, which of these candles do you want stuck up your bum tonight? We’ll just be playing rock paper scissors to see who does the honor!”
Is that the Missus? She must be a very understanding lady.
(The billions probably help explain it to her.)